I was at the local Home Despot awhile back getting some materials for teh barn...

The kid that was "helping" me was SOOOOOOO clueless....
I finaly told him I needed 150 foot of west-style shoreline and asked if he could order it for me... 20 minutes later he tracked me down to tell me he and the manager had called their supplier, who told them it was only available in California........

 

I worked at the lumber counter at a small building supply store in college for a while. Guy came in and asked "How long are your 2x4 eights". Before I could think of something smart-alecky my friend working the counter with me said "96 inches". The guy said "Oh, you don't have any 8 footers?".

~Rob

 

More than once, I have had people ask me if me truck was a diesel. My response to them was, "No, I have the rocker arms real loose so it would sound like a diesel. Diesels are to expensive." Now I did not have the door badges on my truck for over a year. HOWEVER, if you look, the windshield should tell you if you are deaf.

 

setting in a local restaurant in uniform when a guy comes in and asked if that was my ambulance in the parking lot( only 2 other people in this place at 1:30pm one being my partner) i said yeah he said did you know youleft your lights on? i said yeah the patient in the back is scared of the dark

 

My dad walked into a local lumber store and said: "I need a 2x4x8" the clerk took a second then asked: "how long do you need it?" to which my dad replies: "Quite a while, I'm building something"....the clerk walked off.


Travis

 

 

My brother, me, and my mother were in the store when I was little and my brother was acting awful, he ran away from her because he wanted something she told him he couldn't have. She drug him back over to the checkout and spanked him. As this was happening her coworker walked by and asked "is that your kid?"

Nope, thought he could use a whooping. Heres your sign.

 

We went to a STREET LEAGLE DIESEL TRUCK SHOW, and they had pulls, drags, and hooks..well it got to the drags and a 3rg gen came up, stacks, rubling blowin smoke and the kid behind me(had to be 15 or 16) goes "man that ford dont stand a chance agenst these new Hemis", i ignored that one and then it came to the pulls and i hear "Man that hemis not running right look at all that smoke" I kindly turned around and said "THIS IS A DIESEL TRUCK SHOW, HERES YOUR SIGN!!!"

 

The receptionist at our dentist's office called me at work this week. I answered the phone with my name and the company's name as usual. The receptionist said, "May I speak to your wife, please?" I told her that she had called my work number and that I was here in my office. The receptionist then said, "Well, is your wife there?"

Here's your sign!!!

Rusty

 

Wow... some people should be euthanized.

 

Or, at a minimum, sterilized.

Rusty

 

This guy that I work with is so freakin weird............I can talk to him for 15 minutes straight and if he is reading something or looking at his computer he doesn't here a stinkin word I say.....


So one day, I walked into my office ( which has an opening looking into his office and our desks face each other ), sat down in my chair looked over at him and said " Good morning Bryan, " about 20 minutes later he looks over at me and says........." Hey Nick, when did you get here?" UHHHH Here's your sign!!!


Another one....

I'm a construction estimator........and one day I went to Denver to go look at a couple jobs and pick up some blueprints. I get back into my office and with a huge arm full of blueprints and layed them down on my desk............Bryan looks over and says hey did you happen to pick up any blueprints today WOW you big dummy!!!!



~Nick

 

I was working on a drawing in drafting class today. It was supposed to be in half scale. Kid came up to me and asked if the whole drawing was in half scale. I jokingly said nope part of it's in half scale and part of it's in full scale. He actually drew it and turned it in that way. .... Here's your sign.

 

I called one of those computer tech lines, it turned out real simple and I told the girl sorry for the stupid question, she said it wasn't stupid, she says I tell people "now hit any key", she says there is a long pause then " where's the any key?"