No, I haven't even looked anymore since I last mentioned it. All heck has broke loose at the fire academy in addition to the regular bureaucratic mess that I hate to begin with, and then I told the Deputy Marshal what he could do with his ideas. That went over so well he decided to put me on some kinda task force or stake holder group or something. I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to be doing or for who, but everyone else seems to think it's a good opportunity for me, so until I figure it out for myself, I'm just keeping my mouth shut. For once.

 

"Things" have slid toward the gutter in here more then usual. Only problem is the gutter will not drain with all the swollen old Depends in it.

I will do my part to help clean up the chatter here in the breakroom.

First off I will no longer make reference to the ALTURD phoo0o...as ALTURD.
From now on I will use lower case...alturd phoo00 is good for ewe and your other wooly friends.

How was that?

Weather guesser says 60% chance of thunderstorms now. Its humid but nothing like what I have felt way down south.

Time for a quick siesta and then I have to finish the rest of my ten hours of filling out my pre training before I go to First Responder training for Mon to Fri.
Anyone here done LRT? I might have that wrong...Life Rescue Training is what I think it is. I am up next for that training after First Responder.
They ordered me my special harness for fall protection too.

Enjoy the Turd, I mean Phoo0o and keep it clean guys/gals.

Where is DependableBobby?

 

Take note and mark your calendars folks...its only happening once. For how long...who knows. Probably not long at all. Put a mark on the wall while you can.
May be too late by the time I post this.

 

Yeah... Last Responder Training. Have to do the first, first, then last, last. DUH!

Oh bite me. Here I am opening my soul for all to see and all YOU can do is make fun of me. (Hey! That rhymes!)

 

Last responder training? Thud. I should have taken that coarse

 

30 minutes. That was pretty good!

Had corn dogs for breakfast and am having bacon biscuits and gravy for dinner. My diet sucks but life is good.

I had written that comment as a helpful piece of advice on how to maintain a pure and chaste relationship with our farm animal friends.
Its was not until today that I realized that some members might misconstrue what I meant.

~

 

back again.... uh when did the seal arrive?

 

well i guess im a gonna head in a bit ....last call for sheep jokes

 

An Officer had just pulled over an SUV loaded with sheep when he gets another emergency call.
He yells at the driver and says “you take those sheep to the petting zoo right now and I will let you off”.
The next day he sees the same SUV loaded with sheep but this time they are all wearing sun glasses.
He tells the driver “Yesterday I told you to take those sheep to the zoo”!
The driver say’s “I did, today I’m taking them to the beach”.

Yeah, I know its bad but you asked for it.

 

now that you know it was bad, dont do it again...

btw, morning flyby before I head down for breakfast.... gonna be a warm one today at 105.

 

Scotty (Top's Younger Twin) - what the heck are we going to do to get a break here on the east side of the Rockies in Canada. I am on the flat land east of Calgary. 2 weeks ago the ground finally dried up enough from spring melt to work the land and get the garden in (our main garden is 1 acre so not a small job). 2 weeks minus 1 day it started to rain. For the next 6 days we got the most rain in decades. Last Monday I figured we were dry enough to cultivate and till garden. Whoops!!!! 1960ish IH 350 Utilitytractor made it about 10 feet into garden and then sunk to axles. Front and back at the SAME TIME!!!!!! I might finally get garden turned over tomorrow but it is the first week in June. Geeze only 90 days until the next killing frost. If the we get tornado or hailed out - there won't be any time to start over. Glad no one in your area got hit by twisters. Looks like have hot weather here east of Calgary on Sunday. It might get exciting.

 

Geeez, try to give the people what they want...
Yeah, short growing seasons suck. Cloudy and 49f here.
I need to buy an island like Aruba or something.

 

They'll put odds on anything in Vegas if they think they can make a buck. I wouldn't take this bet, no way, not me.

Right, like I'm going to believe that one too.

 

Fellas, sorry I've been away. I tried to post the other day and catch up, but the govt computers weren't having it.

Been busy, working on a guy's cummins that he has mangled, I got him squared away, but I felt bad about letting him have it back. Felt like beating him.

Going to New Mexico tomorrow to drop the kids off for a MONTH, I'll be scarce!

 

Dont do it!! Your wife will work you to death without the kids around.

Sigh...I have always attempted to speak the truth, not embelish the facts and to spread enlightenment and yet,,,you, chaikwa and some others continue to try and put a damper on my struggle to acheive peace, harmony and world domination.