KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)<br><br>Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and <br>while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.<br><br>Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and <br>with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.<br><br>One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and <br>walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she <br>looked very strange.<br><br>He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the <br>back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.<br><br>The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were <br>locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.<br><br>When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on <br>the back of her head.<br><br>A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise <br>that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her <br>head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and <br>thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly <br>recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone <br>noticed and came to her aid.<br><br>And, yes, Linda is a blonde. <br><br>PISTOL

 

 

 

OMG

 

 

 

Wonder how many Iraqis found out they have biscuit dough for brains?

 

ROTFLMFAO!

 

OMG..... you're killing me!

 

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