Dear Mom......


Mom, I'm 60 and still single where can men like me find younger women who are interested in them?

Dear son, Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Dear Ma, What can my husband do while I'm going through menopause?

Dear daughter, Keep him busy. If handy with tools, he can finish the basement. When done, he will have a place to live.

Dear Mother, Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible... Is that true? Where is it?

My curious child, Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Egypt ......"

Dear Mom, How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old husband?

Dear sweetheart, Tell him you're pregnant.

Dear Mom, How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

Dear beautiful, Take off your glasses.

Dear Mama, Why do you insist on paying for valet parking when it's cheaper to park yourself?

Dear honey, It's because valets don't forget where they park your car.

Dear Mother, Are you beginning to have problems with short term memory storage?

Dear child, Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Dear Mama, As you age, do you really sleep more soundly?

Dear kiddo, Yes, but it's usually in the afternoon.

Dear Mom, What is the most common reaction you have when you enter antique stores?

Dear honey bunch, That I remember all of them!

Have a great weekend everyone....

 

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