Personally, I seem to live by #11 <br><br>1 - Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.<br><br>2 - Half the people you know are below average.<br><br>3 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<br><br>4 - 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br><br>5 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.<br><br>6 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br><br>7 - If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.<br><br>8 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.<br><br>9 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br><br>10 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.<br><br>11 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked<br>something.<br><br>12 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br><br>13 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.<br><br>14 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.<br><br>15 - I intend to live forever - so far, so good.<br><br>16 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br><br>17 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<br><br>18 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.<br><br>19 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the<br>bread.<br><br>20 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is<br>research.<br><br>21 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard<br>

 

 

Number six seems to be prevalent; maybe I've met too many of the number threes!! Definitely agree with number 21.

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br><br>Nothing beats a success like a failure.<br><br>If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough.<br><br>

 

<br>LMFAO<br>Dang that was funny.<br>DM01