gasstation mishap
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gasstation mishap
lady was at a gas station fumbling around with the gas nozzle. while pumping gas a man in an old beat up truck 3 teeth grease all over him pulls up and procedes to fill up his pick-up. meantime he lights up a cigarrette. the lady looks over at him points to a sign and tells him profusely he should not be smoking. while she is lecturing him her car is completely filled up but the nozzle shut-off didnt function according to intelligent design. she got gas all over her arm. an ash blows off the cigarette of the man and lights her arm on fire. police in station come running out surveying the situation and shoot the woman. know what they shot her for? waving a firearm
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Jeez... 
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From: Central Texas
Two kids decided it would be funny to hang a dummy off of an overpass to scare the cars passing underneath on the highway below. They tie the rope to the dummy's neck and slowly lower it down. Cars are swerving everywhere to avoid the dummy, but one not so lucky truck driver simply cannot avoid it. He hits the swinging dummy, which gets caught on the grill of the truck, ripping the arm off of one of the kids holding onto the rope. The highway patrol chases him down and charges him with....get this....armed robbery.
Ba - domp - pshhhhh.
Ba - domp - pshhhhh.
