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May 16, 2005 | 09:54 PM

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And just remember kids, you could end up like this if you do drugs.

May 17, 2005 | 03:49 AM

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Two kids decided it would be funny to hang a dummy off of an overpass to scare the cars passing underneath on the highway below. They tie the rope to the dummy's neck and slowly lower it down. Cars are swerving everywhere to avoid the dummy, but one not so lucky truck driver simply cannot avoid it. He hits the swinging dummy, which gets caught on the grill of the truck, ripping the arm off of one of the kids holding onto the rope. The highway patrol chases him down and charges him with....get this....armed robbery.

Ba - domp - pshhhhh.

ha three elephants run off a cliff. the first two hit rocks and the second hits water. what happens? ba-domp pshhhh!

girl im dating told me that one...

May 17, 2005 | 10:45 AM

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Dieseldude4x4

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This is your drugs, this is your drugs on your brain.
(must have been a full moon last night)

May 17, 2005 | 12:51 PM

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MCummings

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Originally posted by Ramtough
ha three elephants run off a cliff. the first two hit rocks and the second hits water. what happens? ba-domp pshhhh! girl im dating told me that one...

What happens?

Merrick

May 17, 2005 | 12:55 PM

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1st one hits rocks,......ba-
2nd one hits rocks,.....domp
3rd one hits water,.....pshhhh

May 17, 2005 | 01:54 PM

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MCummings

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oh. haha. Funny.

Merrick

May 17, 2005 | 03:15 PM

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nickleinonen

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oh. haha. Funny.

Merrick

May 17, 2005 | 03:25 PM

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Haulin_in_Dixie

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and these are the guys giving advise on diesels

May 17, 2005 | 03:26 PM

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Shovelhead

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So you'd take diesel advice from Robin Williams?

we can't All be good at Everything.......

May 17, 2005 | 03:57 PM

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Haulin_in_Dixie

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Originally posted by Shovelhead
1st one hits rocks,......ba-
2nd one hits rocks,.....domp
3rd one hits water,.....pshhhh

Worst part is you had to explain this one

May 17, 2005 | 03:57 PM

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MCummings

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ha three elephants run off a cliff. the first two hit rocks and the second hits water. what happens? ba-domp pshhhh! girl im dating told me that one...

I figured one of the first two elephants names were water, and that's why the third one hit water, but I couldn't figure out the other two elephants names, so I was at a loss.

Merrick