The Forgotten Diner 1/29-2/4
02-02-2012, 01:00 PM
#166
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The 'strip club' you're thinking of isn't the stall in the barn when the vet comes out, it's an actual building. With women. And they take their clothes off! There's usually music and alcohol involved too, but you probably have those 2 things in your barn anyway.
I'd be wondering just WHAT you were doing with the 'suspicious guy' you met on the internet! 
'Course, she probably knew if there were no sheep you'd be ok. 
I told the misses I'd only be gone a hour or 2. I called her at 11:00pm to tell her I was about to leave. Next thing I knew, it was 12:00am and my cell phone was dead so I couldn't call her to let her know I was okay. By 4:00am I still wasn't home and she had called every hospital in the lower state checking to see if I was involved in an accident. She also called several police stations to see if I was arrested. Oh and as mentioned, she was 8 months prego and I had left to meet this "suspicious guy" I had meet on the internet.
'Course, she probably knew if there were no sheep you'd be ok.
02-02-2012, 02:04 PM
#169
I grad-u-ated frum Claudes skool of tpying....
02-02-2012, 02:15 PM
#170
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Its okay Shorts.. I'm sure it was a typo
You know why men around here wear button up jeans?
Cause Sheep can hear zippers from a long ways off
Cause Sheep can hear zippers from a long ways off
02-02-2012, 02:17 PM
#171
There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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I meant Cincy.
02-02-2012, 02:22 PM
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02-02-2012, 02:25 PM
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02-02-2012, 08:05 PM
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Wow what a slow night.. Guess I'll just try to out drink the dragon again since I don't have to work tomorrow.
Its "Last Chance Camp out" this weekend. Lots of hunting stories and even more beer and white lightning
Its "Last Chance Camp out" this weekend. Lots of hunting stories and even more beer and white lightning
02-02-2012, 08:16 PM
#179
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Hey buddy, I'll play. Sitting here with two fingers of Amaretto (couldn't decide what I wanted)
02-02-2012, 08:17 PM
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I told the misses I'd only be gone a hour or 2. I called her at 11:00pm to tell her I was about to leave. Next thing I knew, it was 12:00am and my cell phone was dead so I couldn't call her to let her know I was okay. By 4:00am I still wasn't home and she had called every hospital in the lower state checking to see if I was involved in an accident. She also called several police stations to see if I was arrested. Oh and as mentioned, she was 8 months prego and I had left to meet this "suspicious guy" I had meet on the internet.
Yeah Cindy, want your picture made.
Evening gang.