Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki...

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony

The next day Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama.

 

Gooood one!

 

haha thats pretty good

 

just goes to show ya... You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.

 

Never discount the knowledge and wisdom of our elders.



Rich

 

She had to work night shifts , i swear!

 

I'll have to send that one to my boys!

Good one Hoss

 

Great one!

That's a keeper!

 

 

Oh man, my mom i dont even try anymore... she can read my like a book... i just sucumb, best thing to do is yes mom no mom....

TxDiesel007

 

I had to read it three times! I guess momma is smarter than me too!

 

ya know, my wife tried something like that once by hiding something under my pillow, I slept on it for a couple of nights until she couldn't stand it any longer. I couldn't figure out what she was laughing about.....