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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 09:25 PM
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Exclamation Donate-A-Date Begle Needs Help!!!!

Ok...It's time to pony up....Begle1 is about 1 step from suckin on the tailpipe Or maybe he already is

Today's Case:
In case you SOMEHOW missed this, click here

I sense a man screaming out in desperation>>>>

Begle1 Quote:
Originally Posted by westcoaster
Ewwww.....

chaikwa in a french maid outfit......



You guys know, I'm still pretty desperate.

Hmm...



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No, nevermind...

Seriously tho?? Whats going on here?? The POOLBOY cant hook up in So Cal??? THIS THREAD makes ya wonder....


Time for an intervention........................


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"Save The Begle Donate-A-Date"

All offers accepted......Perhaps BigBlue could be thrown a bone too?










Where's Iker?
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 09:58 PM
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BigBlue can just be left out of this one. But I will happily donate one of my stuffed ducks to the fund.
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 10:12 PM
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Did he accidentally fall, after being bitten, land face first on a crazy mushroom and eat it all while listening to Government Mule, Queensryche, and Pink Floyd at the same time???????????????????????????????????????
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 10:31 PM
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If it has anything to do with Begle1 and his entertaining posts i will donate.


Did somebody say mushroom?
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 11:28 PM
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Herrin821, I've got an email that might cheer him up but I can't seem to copy the link. A topless carwash might just be what he needs. If you can send me an email address I'll send it to you for him. That might buy some time until you find him a sympathy date.
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 12:05 AM
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Well, it just could be that being a pool boy in southern california isn't all it's cracked up to be. The sad reality just could be that most of his clients are overweight old broads that have been laying around out on the pool deck for far too long with thin flabby skin that looks like old shoe leather.


At least that's what I keep telling myself as I shiver up here in the pouring rain....
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by westcoaster
Well, it just could be that being a pool boy in southern california isn't all it's cracked up to be. The sad reality just could be that most of his clients are overweight old broads that have been laying around out on the pool deck for far too long with thin flabby skin that looks like old shoe leather.


At least that's what I keep telling myself as I shiver up here in the pouring rain....

Exactly!!! I still have nightmares of the time I was a kid dreaming I was on a nude beach ...well a few years later my dream came true...(nightmare) hear I was 14 years old in the middle of a bunch of old ladies that looked like BBQed chicken skin!....oh my poor eyes
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 06:11 AM
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Some people are beyond help, just like some vehicles and should either be melded down or parted out. In his (her?) case, not sure if any parts are usable anywhere else. Come to think of it, who would want them anyway.
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 06:25 AM
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I'll donate all of the $7.35 in my injector fund.

Let's just go to the San Diego Animal shelter and get Beagle1 a Basset hound. He'll be much happier. AND it won't cost him much when it leaves him.
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Geico266
I'll donate all of the $7.35 in my injector fund.

Let's just go to the San Diego Animal shelter and get Beagle1 a Basset hound. He'll be much happier. AND it won't cost him much when it leaves him.
Man, has this thread gone to the dogs or what?
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Herrin821
chaikwa in a french maid outfit...... Begle1 is about 1 step from suckin on the tailpipe Or maybe he already is I sense a man screaming out in desperation>>>>
I think I'm offended.



chaikwa.
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 06:34 AM
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C'mon a date is easily had I75 south Florida. Many many illegals heading down to work. I'm sure one of them would agree to marriage.
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