George Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle the war once and for all.<br>They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.<br>They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world, and<br>whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.<br><br>Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the<br>world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the<br>biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which<br>gave him all the milk.<br><br>After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever<br>seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5&quot; thick and nobody could get<br>near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange<br>looking animal.<br><br>It was a 9-foot-long Dachshund.<br><br>Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could<br>possible last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog.<br><br>When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and<br>slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out<br>of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund -- but when it got close<br>enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in<br>one bite!<br><br>There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking his<br>head in disbelief. &quot;We don't understand how this could have happened. We had<br>our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler<br>female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves.&quot;<br><br>&quot;Yes,&quot; said Bush. &quot;But we had the best plastic surgeons working for 5 years<br>to make that alligator look like a weenie dog.&quot;<br>

 

 

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