This was from last night's show.<br><br>Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War<br><br><br>10. &quot;We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned&quot;<br><br>9. &quot;Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC&quot;<br><br>8. &quot;If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is&quot;<br><br>7. &quot;Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'&quot;<br><br>6. &quot;Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?&quot;<br><br>5. &quot;Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged&quot;<br><br>4. &quot;Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business&quot;<br><br>3. &quot;Incoming!&quot;<br><br>2. &quot;Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles&quot;<br><br>1. &quot;War? What war?&quot;<br><br>

 

 

 

<br> Letterman is much better than Leno.

 

By far!! <br><br>-SFB