Back when I drove the big trucks I used to keep a small bag of marbles in the cab. You would be surprised at how well a handful of marbles tossed between the cab and trailer will cause a tailgater to back off.
I don’t think I could live with myself if I did that now. I think I’m getting soft…. Errr make that smarter

 

My buddies don't want me to get stacks because we can't smoke anyone then We were headin to a pull and one of those gangsta types was in one of those ricer cars with his windows down. Stopped at a red light, and yeah, he was right there You should have seen him roll his windows up!!! Quicker than I can hit the switch Same night on the way home had a tailgater that though she could get around me, sped up, she rode my bumper again, hit the mystery switch and you could barely see her headlights. She showed me a finger when we turned off, I wonder what it means

 

The first time I ever saw anyone smoked was almost 40 years ago. I had a friend that had an well used Mercedes Benz with a diesel. The car had a manual radiator curtain and a manual choke and he had figured out just the right combination of the two to make lots of smoke. When someone crowded him at a traffic light he would start making smoke and at the next light that car would give him plenty of room.

Earlier this week I pulled into traffic and accelerated to make sure I didn't impede the traffic any. When I checked the mirror the guy behind me looked like he was doing a panic stop and there was a lot of black smoke from my truck hitting him in the windshield. I had never noticed my truck making smoke before then. My truck is stock - is that normal for a stock truck?