Crocodile; new definition.
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Crocodile; new definition.
This is a real life exam of a Grade 5 (Std. 3) pupil. Primary School exam 1 of the 2nd term.
Write an essay on the following question: "What is a crocodile?"
(Use block letters and write legibly)
Name: Gerhard Janse vanVuuren Date: Monday 22/05/2004
Answer:
§ The crokodile is a specially built so long because the flatter the better swimmer.
§ At the front of the crokodile is the head. The head exists almost only of teeth.
§ Behind the crokodile the tail grows.
§ Between the head and the tail is the crokodile. A crokodile without a tail is called a rotwieler.
§ A crokodile's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodile is scared of nothing.
§ A crokodile stays under the water because if you were so ugly, you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodile stays under the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodile catches you that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you.
§ A crokodile isn't hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more it hurts.
§ Very old crokodiles suck their people and buck that they catch dead.
§ If you eat him, he is a crokosatie.
§ A crokodile did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail.
§ The little brother of the crokodile is a lizard.
§ The slow sister of the crocodile is a chameleon.
§ The gay brother of the Crokodile is a daffodile.
§ And the crokodile also has a dead brother the frikkidele."
Write an essay on the following question: "What is a crocodile?"
(Use block letters and write legibly)
Name: Gerhard Janse vanVuuren Date: Monday 22/05/2004
Answer:
§ The crokodile is a specially built so long because the flatter the better swimmer.
§ At the front of the crokodile is the head. The head exists almost only of teeth.
§ Behind the crokodile the tail grows.
§ Between the head and the tail is the crokodile. A crokodile without a tail is called a rotwieler.
§ A crokodile's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodile is scared of nothing.
§ A crokodile stays under the water because if you were so ugly, you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodile stays under the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodile catches you that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you.
§ A crokodile isn't hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more it hurts.
§ Very old crokodiles suck their people and buck that they catch dead.
§ If you eat him, he is a crokosatie.
§ A crokodile did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail.
§ The little brother of the crokodile is a lizard.
§ The slow sister of the crocodile is a chameleon.
§ The gay brother of the Crokodile is a daffodile.
§ And the crokodile also has a dead brother the frikkidele."
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I am crying over the one about giving such a big fright he has to rinse you off before he eats you....... Brings me back to the worst job thread you started Stan...... Now my stomach is hurting......Gary
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The one he was talking about!
This was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Cross Lake! (For those of you who are not local, Cross Lake is in Shreveport, La.) That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! Are you ready to go skiing on Cross Lake?! If you ski at the west end of the lake -- try not to fall
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