Just received this by email. No idea if this is for real or not, but I like the message. Maybe this should be in the "humor" section:



AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

 

I saw the actual post a long time ago, and there is some stuff added in now, but it is still funny.

 

And that is how iit should be done... Granted the phone call to the FBI and damaging another person's property is too over the top for me. Everyone shoudl be able to have a carry permit with a simple psychological evaluation. Makes everyone else a little more honest.

 

The origonal post did not have that in it. (the car and the FBI calls.)

 

there is a video on youtube of a couple of guys harassing another guy and his girl. the perps follow the guy and his girl until they turn up a dead end road. the perps come out of their truck with bats and the guy rolls out with a gun. the guy takes the perps wallets, keys and the video camera. then he ditches the keys and wallets in a storm drain about a mile away!

 

Link?

 

I am about to go out tonight, so thanks for all the great ideas. Justice served up quick and right warms a man's heart.

 

i wonder if this is really true. this was funny as hell.

 

That's pretty funny. Years ago upon moving tto Washington the first thing I did was secure my CCP. A year later my wife and I were walking around the Seattle Center after a concert and a drugger walks toward us and says gimme twenty bucks, I says "how bout 44" and he says ok. I said "are you trying to get yourself shot" as I reached in my coat to pull out my handgun and he just about backpedals out into the street, turns and runs off. Never saw him again but I don't think he messed his pants cuz I never actually pulled the gun out. I love that Crag's list ad though!

Kurt

 

i dont need a permit to carry i do it any way

 

A buddy of mine was robbed at knife point a few years ago in Dallas. The robber had no idea my buddy was a 3rd degree black belt but found out very quickly as he took the knife away and broke his arm, smashed his face on the concrete and then took the $3 out of HIS wallet and walked away