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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 04:57 PM
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Cowboys & Muslems

> >At a small airport terminal in Texas, three
> >strangers awaiting their
> >shuttle flight start conversing about the recent
> >worldly events.
> >
> >The strangers were of varying cultures. One was
> >Native American. Another
> >was a cowboy from West Texas. The other person
> >was a devout Arab Muslim.
> >
> >During their conversation, they began to discuss
> >their cultural history.
> >
> >The Native American stated "once my people were
> >many, now we are few."
> >
> >The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said,
> >"Once my people were
> >few and now we are many."
> >
> >The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the
> >toothpick in his mouth and
> >said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't
> >played Cowboys and Muslims
> >yet."
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 05:46 PM
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 09:44 AM
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Haulin_in_Dixie wrote;..."That's cause we ain't
> >played Cowboys and Muslims


That's a keeper. Any truth to the rumor George W's getting some bumper stickers printed? I might take two or three.
Nat
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 09:51 AM
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 12:32 PM
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Very cute..
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 03:37 PM
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 04:51 PM
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 07:11 PM
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Looks like the game has shifted to Muslims and Spaniards.
Lord I apologize and be with the Pigmy's down in New Guinea
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 08:35 PM
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Good joke! and I love Larry the Cable guy....thats some good stuff!
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 12:04 PM
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Now that there's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care who ya are!!!

Lord, I apologize too for makin fun of da muslims, be with all the starving pigmies down in New Guinea
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 03:32 PM
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Now that'd be a bumper stick I'd just have to get my hands on.
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Old Mar 17, 2004 | 02:26 PM
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Now lets
"get er done"
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