Three contractors were sitting in a bar in Anchorage Alaska discussing who had the coldest hotel room. They decided the only way to settle the issue was to investigate each room.<br><br> As they entered the first room the first guy said &quot;Watch this ...&quot; As he exhaled the moisture in his breath turned to snow and fell to the floor.<br><br> As they entered the second roon the next guy said &quot;Not bad but watch this ...&quot; As he took a whiz, it formed yellow icecubes that fell to the floor.<br><br> As they entered the third room, the last guy said &quot;You ain't seen nuthin yet ...watch this, now THIS is cold !!!&quot;<br> As he pulled back the blankets on his bed, the men saw three little brown spots frozen to the sheets.<br><br> He took out his pocket knife and scraped the frozen spots off and carried them to the kitchen where he placed them in a frying pan and turned on the flame.<br><br> After a couple minutes he looks at the men and said &quot;Watch this ...&quot; <br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>and the spots went (insert your best fart sound here) &quot;Pppfffttt Pppffftttt Pppfffftttt !!!<br><br>Now THAT is cold !!!<br><br>PISTOL