We need to save Shortrounds career. How many advise type qoutes can we come up with?

Don't give up your day job
Don't burn your bridges

 

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to hurt my feeling.

 

Remember the toes you step on today,
might be connected to the tush you have to kiss tomorrow.

 

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Remember the toes you step on today,
might be connected to the tush you have to kiss tomorrow.
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Shortround is an old soldier,,they just get even,,,no butt kissing involved. Beware of what's in yer bunk

 

GONZO, I'm touched. That's one of the nicest things anyone has said to me.

 

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GONZO, I'm touched. That's one of the nicest things anyone has said to me.
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What I did fail to mention is that ol Gun Bunnies playing with all that steel Rain and hangin around those DAT's might have caused brain rot...

On Edit: No making fun of the guys that played with mines and bombs...

 

(Empty's contents of MRE Heater into a 2 litre pepsi bottle. Fastens Spaghetti MRE to bottle with 100 mph tape. Shakes vigorously and slides it under Gonzo's chair.)

 

Redleg, that is just not right. You know a fine upstanding person such as Gonzo would NEVER keep the spagetti pouch. You had better use the vegetable tortalini (sp). ;D

By the way, we did that the other day in the motorpool. About 10 minutes later this MP shows up. What boom? We did not hear a boom!

How dare he say " Yea right"

Ed

 

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(Empty's contents of MRE Heater into a 2 litre pepsi bottle. Fastens Spaghetti MRE to bottle with 100 mph tape. Shakes vigorously and slides it under Gonzo's chair.)
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Redleg,,,we all know that only the REMF's had the MRE heaters.
Step 1. Start APC, let run for 5 minutes
Step 2. Place Dinner packet on exhaust manifold for 5 minutes
Step 3. Choke down discusting MRE, consider starvation
Step 4. Rig Redleg's cot with blasting caps and shaving cream cans

 

Be all that you can be! :'(

 

I'm begining to realize where my tax dollars go... and I'm ok with that!

 

Redleg,,,we all know that only the REMF's had the MRE heaters.

I beg to differ....nobody resent a remf more than an F.O. (a little jealousy too). F.O.'s are also very good at accumulating stuff.

Sherod, the tomatoe sauce looks more like blood. The disintegrated spaghetti looks kind like some interesting matter too.
Top, tried our best.

Mytrnx3, training expenses.