A candidate for the world's funniest joke...
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Re:A candidate for the world's funniest joke...
Well, I heard this one the other day:
Two guys are out in the bush hunting, and one of them doesn't have much experience with a gun. He shoots his comrade in the back by accident, and the guy crashes to the ground. Eyes closed, doesn't move.
So the first guy gets on the cell phone and dials 911. Says to the 911 technician: "Help me! I accidently shot my friend, and I don't know what to do!"
The 911 tech says: "It's alright, don't panic, I'll talk you through this, OK? Take a deep breath."
And the guy says "OK, I'm feeling better now." And the 911 tech says, "The first thing you'll have to do is to make sure your friend is really dead." And the guy says, "OK, I can do that, just a minute."
And the tech listens, and a moment later he hears a gunshot.
Guy gets on the phone again, and says: "Alright, I made sure he was dead. Now what do I do?"
GP
Two guys are out in the bush hunting, and one of them doesn't have much experience with a gun. He shoots his comrade in the back by accident, and the guy crashes to the ground. Eyes closed, doesn't move.
So the first guy gets on the cell phone and dials 911. Says to the 911 technician: "Help me! I accidently shot my friend, and I don't know what to do!"
The 911 tech says: "It's alright, don't panic, I'll talk you through this, OK? Take a deep breath."
And the guy says "OK, I'm feeling better now." And the 911 tech says, "The first thing you'll have to do is to make sure your friend is really dead." And the guy says, "OK, I can do that, just a minute."
And the tech listens, and a moment later he hears a gunshot.
Guy gets on the phone again, and says: "Alright, I made sure he was dead. Now what do I do?"
GP
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