This one cracks me up--there's a course out by Eudora that some guys I work with discovered. It's on a gravel road, completely surrounded (last summer, anyway) by corn fields. And if it rains, half the fairways become water hazards! I didn't see any fish, but plenty of frogs.

Good place to play, though, for those of us who play once every few years or so. Uncrowded and relaxed.

 

Best water hazards I ever saw were at a golf course in South Africa. The main course hazards were surrounded by electric fencing to keep the hippos in the water during the day, but were turned off so the animals could graze the fairways at night! The course was bordered by a shallow river on one side, filled with crocodiles!! I never heard of anyone fishing for their own *****, but I watched some native children wading the river and the water holes, their eyes constantly scanning for the predators while they pulled the golf ***** up with their feet. I heard they made quite a little business selling the used ***** at the course, but at what risk!!

 

Along with screwing the ball cap on right and pulling the baggy pants up how about pulling the oversize underware down alittle.

 

In Tennessee we call those mountain oysters!