BREAK ROOM, COFFEE DONUTS,and other flying stuff. Mar 4 2007 to Mar10 2007
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I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi
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You know, somebody went to allot of trouble to get someone a title to go with someone's avatar and we're not getting many songs from that certain someone. Isn't today new song Sunday?
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Yep, funny awright.
It'd be a shame if *someone* were to spike the coffee in the AM. Even worse if the bathroom doors somehow got locked too.
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BTW, you can lock the doors if you want. I'm house broke and the woods are full of trees! Pfttttttt!
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OK!!! Hey, I am HERE for the SLAMFEST!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie8301
oh I got one, how do you turn a coffee maker into a snowblower,
give the janitor a shovel!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg if the janitor fell in the woods....
He wouldn't leave the pavement- he's a CONVENIENT logger. if a tree fell near the pavement; he might think about cutting it up, don't let him fool ya....
Yes, time for my monthly CALL CHAIKWA laughfest. Well, the first words out of his mouth had me laughing OBNOXIOUSLY (with hiccups) for three minutes until I got the polite version back.....
I had read earlier that he was weird- someone thought- hell why think it- SAY it!! I always remind him that we are brother and sister- he calls me ODD and everyone just seems to know that he's well, um look, uh- talk to him for a minute and um...ahhhhh-m he's my pal- I just can't call him weird (you want his number? YOU can- catch him EARLY, like 0darkthirty)
Originally Posted by Charlie8301
oh I got one, how do you turn a coffee maker into a snowblower,
give the janitor a shovel!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg if the janitor fell in the woods....
He wouldn't leave the pavement- he's a CONVENIENT logger. if a tree fell near the pavement; he might think about cutting it up, don't let him fool ya....
Yes, time for my monthly CALL CHAIKWA laughfest. Well, the first words out of his mouth had me laughing OBNOXIOUSLY (with hiccups) for three minutes until I got the polite version back.....
I had read earlier that he was weird- someone thought- hell why think it- SAY it!! I always remind him that we are brother and sister- he calls me ODD and everyone just seems to know that he's well, um look, uh- talk to him for a minute and um...ahhhhh-m he's my pal- I just can't call him weird (you want his number? YOU can- catch him EARLY, like 0darkthirty)
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From: hills of cali forn ya
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Freakin Finally!! Get off the Marine, on the Janitor. I got your back, scotty. Your coffee's great, you do a good job in the breakroom. I didn't know that you were famous, tho. I was watchin Joe Dirt today....
Here's a good supporting janitor joke for you, Scotty...
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
Hope everyone had a good day. I had some of my friends daughters in the house, and I'm glad that I do not have girls. I'd be ruined. They'd have barbie's and ponies and ferrarri's and what ever they wanted.
Gonna go cut my hair, and call it a night.
If you want to get in the quad thing, me and a few other people are working on something, we were thinking about getting them a really nice engraved bible, or getting a tree planted in memory in a park near them... something like that. If you have ideas or suggestions, or want to get it, PM me...
Here's a good supporting janitor joke for you, Scotty...
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
Hope everyone had a good day. I had some of my friends daughters in the house, and I'm glad that I do not have girls. I'd be ruined. They'd have barbie's and ponies and ferrarri's and what ever they wanted.
Gonna go cut my hair, and call it a night.
If you want to get in the quad thing, me and a few other people are working on something, we were thinking about getting them a really nice engraved bible, or getting a tree planted in memory in a park near them... something like that. If you have ideas or suggestions, or want to get it, PM me...
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All right ladies and gentlelizards, he it is in print. I found this on MSN TV as reported by the Associated Press:
TV NEWS Geico's Cavemen May Get Own TV Series
Mar 3, 2:39 PM EST
The Associated Press
NEW YORK -- Those Geico "cavemen" shouldn't be so upset after all — they may get their own television series. ABC said Friday it had ordered a pilot for a comedy, tentatively titled "Cavemen," that features the characters used in a series of ads by the insurance company.
In the ads, cavemen appear insulted by a Geico pitchman's claim that the company's Web site is so easy to use that "even a caveman can do it."
The potential series, one of 14 pilots that will be produced by Touchstone Television this spring, features the cavemen as they "struggle with prejudice on a daily basis as they strive to live the lives of normal thirty-somethings in 2007 Atlanta."
It's unusual for characters from an advertising campaign to move into shows of their own, but not unprecedented. The CBS comedy "Baby Bob" featured a talking baby that had been used in several advertisements, according to Daily Variety.
The advertising copywriter who helped create the "cavemen" ads is writing the pilot, the studio said.
A pilot order is no guarantee a show will make it on the air; in fact, the majority of pilots don't make it that far.
TV NEWS Geico's Cavemen May Get Own TV Series
Mar 3, 2:39 PM EST
The Associated Press
NEW YORK -- Those Geico "cavemen" shouldn't be so upset after all — they may get their own television series. ABC said Friday it had ordered a pilot for a comedy, tentatively titled "Cavemen," that features the characters used in a series of ads by the insurance company.
In the ads, cavemen appear insulted by a Geico pitchman's claim that the company's Web site is so easy to use that "even a caveman can do it."
The potential series, one of 14 pilots that will be produced by Touchstone Television this spring, features the cavemen as they "struggle with prejudice on a daily basis as they strive to live the lives of normal thirty-somethings in 2007 Atlanta."
It's unusual for characters from an advertising campaign to move into shows of their own, but not unprecedented. The CBS comedy "Baby Bob" featured a talking baby that had been used in several advertisements, according to Daily Variety.
The advertising copywriter who helped create the "cavemen" ads is writing the pilot, the studio said.
A pilot order is no guarantee a show will make it on the air; in fact, the majority of pilots don't make it that far.