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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 01:41 PM
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An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here."


The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton". The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton. I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow, SIR".
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 02:18 PM
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 03:24 PM
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VERY cute!
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 04:40 PM
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Nice!!
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 04:56 PM
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That is some of the sweetest music I have ever heard.
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 06:14 PM
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Free at last....Free at last....Thank God ALMIGHTY.....
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 06:45 PM
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Now we got Kerry to look forward to....
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 07:37 PM
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Kind of funny how military service was a non-issue for the dems when we had a pot smoking, draft dodging president. Now they seem to think it's of the utmost importance.

Really like the joke, I'll have to use that one.
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Old Feb 11, 2004 | 10:40 PM
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 03:41 AM
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I love it.................
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 07:12 PM
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As I wrote in another post, "don't blame Bush for jobs leaving the US, the NAFTA legislation was signed on Bill Clinton's desk (as Monica was underneath it. Glad that wretch is gone!
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by peteygirl
As I wrote in another post, "don't blame Bush for jobs leaving the US, the NAFTA legislation was signed on Bill Clinton's desk (as Monica was underneath it. Glad that wretch is gone!

That's pretty funny, but it will be funnier when it's Bush that doesn't live here anymore.
Thanks for trying to take our overtime away Bush, we are all rich and don't need it just like your cronies
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Old Feb 13, 2004 | 10:18 AM
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That was great. Thank god he is Clinton is gone.
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Old Feb 13, 2004 | 10:30 AM
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Another Clinton Funny:

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left and as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."!

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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Old Feb 13, 2004 | 10:47 AM
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Glad to see that I am not the only one that has a problem with MR. Clinton. Never were more sweeter letters put in front of a name.

Putting president in front of his name just made me want to throw up.
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