For the bear hunters
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For the bear hunters
Guy heads north to hunt Grizzly's with a bow. Guy meets his guide and they hike up the river to a waterfall and the guide tells him "Salmon been running about a week now. Every day at 4:00 there's a big one that comes to the falls to fish. You get set up and I'll pitch your tent, see you in a week." <br><br>Five days go by without seeing a bear, " i guess I'll pack up and head in. Should be able to get back before the guide leaves, and have enouph time to get drunk before the flight home." Just as the sun is coming up, he sees a large,dark image coming athim up the trail. "Geez thats a big bear!" He knocks an arrow, takes aim and shoots. The bear jumps and takes off down the trail. The hunter runs over to look for the blood trail. He's looking and looking.... no blood. Just then he feels someone tapping him on the shoulder, its the bear! "Sir, you had your chance and missed! The rule of the woods is now you have to service me!" The hunter is so shocked he does as he is told without question, then the bear runs off. As the hunter heads down the trail, he gets so mad he turns around and heads back. He sets up by the falls and waits for revenge >
! <br><br>Next evening, the bear hasn't shown yet, so the hunter heads down the trail again. Sure enough, same place, here comes that bear! He sets up again, ready's his bow, and shoots. He' kicking through the leaves and pine needles looking for the blood trail and he feels the familiar TAP, TAP, TAP....... He turns around slowly..... "DARN IT!" It's the bear again! "Sir, you know the rules!" The hunter drops to his knees and finishes the chore, and the bear runs away.<br><br>Next season, the hunters prepared. He books another trip and packs full auto H&K, 30 round magazine, red dot, etc. He gets taken to the falls and sets up camp. Week goes by and sign of any bear. The hunter packs up and heads back down the trail. Later that evening, he comes upon some BIG bear tracks. He follows them into the woods awhile until he heres some snoring. He sneaks around a big tree and sees a big grizzly knapping in the sun next to a windfall. "Boy he looks familiar!" he steadys his rifle, takes aim, and opens fire. <br><br>BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM...... emptying the magazine, brass, smoke, leaves, pine needles, dirt flying everywhere! Smoke clear and the hunter is looking through the debris for blood evidence. You'll never guess.... TAP, TAP, TAP.... slowly turns around..."DOH!!" <br>Bear says, "Mister you don't come here to hunt now do you!"
! <br><br>Next evening, the bear hasn't shown yet, so the hunter heads down the trail again. Sure enough, same place, here comes that bear! He sets up again, ready's his bow, and shoots. He' kicking through the leaves and pine needles looking for the blood trail and he feels the familiar TAP, TAP, TAP....... He turns around slowly..... "DARN IT!" It's the bear again! "Sir, you know the rules!" The hunter drops to his knees and finishes the chore, and the bear runs away.<br><br>Next season, the hunters prepared. He books another trip and packs full auto H&K, 30 round magazine, red dot, etc. He gets taken to the falls and sets up camp. Week goes by and sign of any bear. The hunter packs up and heads back down the trail. Later that evening, he comes upon some BIG bear tracks. He follows them into the woods awhile until he heres some snoring. He sneaks around a big tree and sees a big grizzly knapping in the sun next to a windfall. "Boy he looks familiar!" he steadys his rifle, takes aim, and opens fire. <br><br>BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM...... emptying the magazine, brass, smoke, leaves, pine needles, dirt flying everywhere! Smoke clear and the hunter is looking through the debris for blood evidence. You'll never guess.... TAP, TAP, TAP.... slowly turns around..."DOH!!" <br>Bear says, "Mister you don't come here to hunt now do you!"
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