Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Dr. Evil! And he gives a booming cry:

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad!!"

ya gotta like that one......except for the donkey part - its not supposed to be donkey - spell checker !!!

 

Skulking across the steppes, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Hekroh! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you into the stuff of nightmares, and hit you with a steamroller!"

 

Stalking amidst the fields, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Hoss! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"

 

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I don't know what the heck zeal is, but it's comming for ya!


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Zeal= 1-2 inches.....
Stubby

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Striding over the freeway, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Ramlovingvet! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"

 

Prowling through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh LonCray! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, I will be high on life for years to come!"

 

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, stalking on the tundra! It is Slighfox69, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls thunderously:

"For the love of beatings, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
8)

Prowling on the plains, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Slighfoxs3500! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you until the sun burns out!!"
;D
Not sure which I like best but it has to beat having zeal!

 

The Wannadiesel one was a duplicate of somebody else's, so I tried my nickname:
Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the candy store! It is Mountain, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"


;D 8)

I think I like it!

 

Hark! Who is that, striding through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Dodgeman01, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat with c4 in the tip And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:


"I'm going to brutalize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"
8)
DM01

 

Prowling through the plains, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh NW Dave! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry: "I'm going to contort you in such a inhumane manner, you'll wake up from the Matrix."

Thorned whips BUT polite..... ;D

 

Hark! Who is that, running out of the wasteland! It is 4x4, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you beyond mortal comprehension!!!"


I love it, captures me perfectly! ;D

4x4

 

Who is that, skulking on the cliffs! It is AggieJustin, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He bellows apocalyptically:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"

 

Mine!

Running over the wasteland, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Srigs! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to smack you into the stuff of nightmares!"

My Wife's!

Hark! Who is that, skulking through the cliffs! It is Snook, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you into the fourth dimension!"

I'm scared!!!!
:-[

 

Who is that, striding amidst the hotel lobby! It is Jfpointer, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you with such reckless abandon, you will see ultraviolet!!!"


Ultraviolet?!?!?! As it turns out, I do have a studded crowbar. Great for pulling nails in the snow. ;D

 

Striding across the steppes, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Weatherbyman! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and throw you out the airplane door!!"