Sometimes you are gonna find yourself in a situation where you desparately need a battlecry. Be prepared folks, nothing is worse than wanting to go berzerk and just stuttering around for a battlecry.

Go to http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.ph...ame=&sex=m and prepare !

AlpineRAM

 

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is SFtopSGT, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"

 

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Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is SFtopSGT, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"




[/quote]

"Abort, Retry, Fail"

Rich

 

Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is Shovelhead, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

Sounds more like my Ex's attorney.

 

Rampaging out of the tundra, clutching a mighty sword, cometh PISTOL! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"


(Vengeance and goo ??? ??? )

PISTOL

 

Lo! Who is that, striding over the tundra! It is Butchera, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"


I like it!!!! ;D ;D

 

Zang! Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Commatoze, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh..........


"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

 

Lo! Who is that, running over the cliffs! It is Gonzo, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams vengefully:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you crap molton lava, and launch you into deep space!!!" ;D ;D

Me Likey

 

:-X I can't post the one for me it is got a bad word in it.

 

I don't know what the heck zeal is, but it's comming for ya!

 

Waay too funny!!

Sprinting on the plains, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Joel! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to spank you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!!"

 

[quote author=TxDieselKid link=board=10;threadid=21970;start=0#msg205437 date=1067960383]
I don't know what the heck zeal is, but it's comming for ya!


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Zeal= 1-2 inches.....
Stubby

 

Hark! Who is that, skulking across the tundra! It is Snowman, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to pound you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"


;D I like that 8)

Kyle

 

Skulking on the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Redramnc! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to pound you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into a purple worm!!"

Sounds like a fishing thing to me. Here fishy-wishy

 

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the terrain! It is Converteddzlr, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams mightily:

"I'm seriously going to punch you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!"

So, if I'm already high on life where will that take me??