Balls, big ones and small ones
11-18-2012, 11:21 AM
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*****, big ones and small ones
Many years ago there used to be a "story"about the size of ***** men played with. Marbles to golf ***** to soccer ***** and the sizes in between all had a summary attached to them. The analysis was that the size of the ***** that the men played with dictated the job they did. Have done searches but can't find this. Do any of you fine DRonians remember this and know where to find it?
11-18-2012, 05:14 PM
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I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
Never heard of it Stan sorry.
Bull all be darned if I'm doin an internet search on that one!!!
Now where the heck is that 10' pole...
Bull all be darned if I'm doin an internet search on that one!!!
Now where the heck is that 10' pole...
11-18-2012, 05:28 PM
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It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
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If I remember this correctly it was a semi scientific survey or something. Would really like to find it again. I work with a bunch of Brits and Irish and think with this survey or whatever it is,hope that I can poke at them big time. Most of them are football crazy and the rest are golf addicts.
11-18-2012, 06:30 PM
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... After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your ***** become.
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your ***** become.
11-18-2012, 06:35 PM
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It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
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pind, thats it! Thank you very much. Somehow I also remember marbles, but this will do.
Now, how to use this to provoke something? Golfers against the football players.
Now, how to use this to provoke something? Golfers against the football players.
11-18-2012, 06:44 PM
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... After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your ***** become.
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your ***** become.
As a blue collar working maintenance supervisor mine are bigger than a softball and oblong like a football 
I better make a Doctor appt!
11-18-2012, 06:46 PM
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Conclusion, the closer to the queen....
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11-19-2012, 09:20 AM
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An internet search did not yield what I was expecting to find. Now of to clear my browser cache... 
11-24-2012, 05:05 PM
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How about.............DRAG RACING.
Because football, baseball, basketball, soccer and golf...........
Only require 1 ball
Saw that on a bumper sticker.
Because football, baseball, basketball, soccer and golf...........
Only require 1 ball
Saw that on a bumper sticker.
11-24-2012, 05:36 PM
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11-25-2012, 10:21 AM
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along that thought line
why is soccer played by gentlemen and followed by hooligans while rugby is played by hooligans and followed by gentlemen?
why is soccer played by gentlemen and followed by hooligans while rugby is played by hooligans and followed by gentlemen?
11-29-2012, 05:53 AM
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Speaking of *****.....
Which of you gentlemen (or ladies) won the powerball. One in Arizona, and the other in Missouri.
Do I hear Brand new Dodge diesels starting up in those two states ?????
Which of you gentlemen (or ladies) won the powerball. One in Arizona, and the other in Missouri.
Do I hear Brand new Dodge diesels starting up in those two states ?????
11-29-2012, 07:13 PM
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No Powerball in California, the lotto we have seems like 8 out of 10 times is won by some @#%! that needs an interpreter to explain how he will spend his money on his 8 kids..... I better stop right here 
12-02-2012, 01:54 AM
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To Fronty Owner....
the phrase you were looking for is
Football (soccer) is a gentlemans game played by hooligans whilst Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.
From an English Rugby and not so much Football (soccer)player
the phrase you were looking for is
Football (soccer) is a gentlemans game played by hooligans whilst Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.
From an English Rugby and not so much Football (soccer)player