Two Blonds decided to go into business together, so they <br>pooled their money and bought a store in a nearby town. <br> <br>One blond moved into an apartment above the store. Her <br>partner bought a house just outside of town. <br> <br>One night the blond outside of town couldn't sleep. Finally, <br>she called her partner and asked her to look out the window <br>to see if they had remembered to turn off the store's <br>flashing neon sign. <br> <br>The blond looked out the window and said, &quot;Yeah we <br>did, no we didn't, yeah we did, no we didn't...&quot;

 

This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little <br>girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and believe that <br>there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a <br>construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all <br>the activity going on next-door and started talking with the workers. She hung <br>around and eventually the construction crew, gems-in the-rough all of them, <br>more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, <br>let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks and gave her <br>little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope <br>containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said <br>all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the <br>dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings <br>account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story <br>and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at <br>such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, &quot;I worked all last week <br>with a crew building a house.&quot; &quot;My goodness gracious,&quot; said the teller, &quot;and will you be working on the <br>house again this week, too?&quot; The little girl replied, &quot;I will if those useless sons of dogs at Home <br>Depot ever bring us any drywall that's worth a sh#t!&quot;<br>

 

 

Theres a good looking Blond driving down the road an sees another Blond in a row boat in the middle of a field, so the first Blond stops her car an calls out to the other Blond asking what she is doing , the one in the boat says she is trying to get to the other side , so the first Blond YELLS out to her that its her type of nonsence that gives Blonds a bad name, an she yells out that&quot;&quot; IF I COULD SWIM I'D SWIM OUT THERE AN KICK YOUR A$$ FOR BEING SO STUPID.<br> The end Bob ;D<br> well I thought it was funny

 

[quote author=BIG&amp;BAD link=board=10;threadid=9422;start=0#90249 date=1042128366]<br>Two Blonds decided to go into business together, so they <br>pooled their money and bought a store in a nearby town. <br> <br>One blond moved into an apartment above the store. Her <br>partner bought a house just outside of town. <br> <br>One night the blond outside of town couldn't sleep. Finally, <br>she called her partner and asked her to look out the window <br>to see if they had remembered to turn off the store's <br>flashing neon sign. <br> <br>The blond looked out the window and said, &quot;Yeah we <br>did, no we didn't, yeah we did, no we didn't...&quot;<br>[/quote]<br>Hmm, Glad I'm not a blonde! But actually blondes aren't the only ones that are stupid like that. It's the ones that think they are &quot;ALL THAT&quot; that don't have the brains! But good joke!!

 

Blonde walked into Pizza Hut and sat down. The brunette waitress came over and asked, &quot;What do you want??&quot; The blonde said, &quot;I'd like a large pizza.&quot; The brunette asked, &quot;You want it cut into 4 pieces or 8 pieces?&quot; The blonde thought for a minute and replied, &quot;You'd better make it 4, I could never eat 8.&quot;

 

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all in the doctors office waiting for their pregnancy check-ups. The brunette says that she is going to have a girl as she was on top. The redhead says she is going to have a boy as she was on the bottom. After this the blonde starts crying. They ask her what is wrong? She replies &quot;I am going to have puppies&quot;.

 

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the
horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,
but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,
she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping
rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As
her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby,
the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Thank God for heroes.

 

ANOTHER BLOND JOKE.....

A blonde went to the eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.The doctor directed her to read lines of letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.

She was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper sack, cut out a hole to see through with one eye, put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye, and asked her to read the letters again. As he did so, he noticed tears dripping from the bottom of the paper bag.

&quot;Look,&quot; said the doctor, &quot;there's no need to get so upset about needing glasses.&quot;

&quot;I know,&quot; she cried, &quot;but I had my heart set on wire frames....&quot;