This is the clencher that gets most people...

Cr9824598273598723958723......next time you decide to try and start an HAC thread....review the HAC Rules of Conduct in its entirety beforehand... : ;D

 

[quote author=Javaluva link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=0#56469 date=1035398170]<br>[quote author=Hoss link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=0#56467 date=1035397316]<br>I'm not sure this one even qualifies as an HAC thread. : Get with Java...she can give you a few pointers... <br>[/quote]<br><br>As it appears in the &quot;HAC Rules of Conduct&quot;, Article 57: Section D, paragraph 24:<br><br>&quot;To constitute as a HAC thread, a post MUST contain, in addition to the presence of Hoss' name, the word(s) woman, sissy, Hossy-wossy, pansy, loser, or any other derogatory slang words or phrases used either seperately or in conjunction with each other, or any reference to Hoss' mother. The use of such words, phrases or comments must be presented in a witty manner so as to make Hoss look stupid and not the person who is writing them. Any lack thereof of such constituents deems a post non-HAC material and is at the mercy of the members of DTR.&quot;<br>[/quote]<br><br>Cripes........I guess I need to re-read the rule book.<br>Missed that chapter : :-[

 

[quote author=Javaluva link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=0#56469 date=1035398170]<br>[quote author=Hoss link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=0#56467 date=1035397316]<br>I'm not sure this one even qualifies as an HAC thread. : Get with Java...she can give you a few pointers... <br>[/quote]<br><br>As it appears in the &quot;HAC Rules of Conduct&quot;, Article 57: Section D, paragraph 24:<br><br>&quot;To constitute as a HAC thread, a post MUST contain, in addition to the presence of Hoss' name, the word(s) woman, sissy, Hossy-wossy, pansy, loser, or any other derogatory slang words or phrases used either seperately or in conjunction with each other, or any reference to Hoss' mother. The use of such words, phrases or comments must be presented in a witty manner so as to make Hoss look stupid and not the person who is writing them. Any lack thereof of such constituents deems a post non-HAC material and is at the mercy of the members of DTR.&quot;<br>[/quote] <br><br><br><br> Dang, she is good!

 

We're not worthy.....we're not worthy......we're not worthy........(props to Wayne &amp; Garth)

 

Phew, does it have to have all of those or just a few? It'll take me a while to think this one up but I can do it if that is what is required to maintain the honorable HAC membership you betcha.......

 

[quote author=dieseldude4x4 link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=15#56810 date=1035456323]<br>Phew, does it have to have all of those or just a few? It'll take me a while to think this one up but I can do it if that is what is required to maintain the honorable HAC membership you betcha....... <br>[/quote]<br><br>I believe the code of conduct reads...<br><br><br>...so it can be as simple as &quot;Hoss, you're a woman...&quot; or as complicated as, &quot;Hoss, you're a two bit loser of a mangy dog whose mama was so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!'&quot; or something like that... ;D

 

Or it could be something like if my dog had a face like hoss's i would shave his butt and make him walk backward.

 

[quote author=Javaluva link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=15#56962 date=1035476505]...so it can be as simple as &quot;Hoss, you're a woman...&quot; or as complicated as, &quot;Hoss, you're a two bit loser of a mangy dog whose mama was so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!'&quot; or something like that... ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>Java....you crack me up. ;D

 

[quote author=Red-Rattler link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=15#56968 date=1035477166]<br>Or it could be something like if my dog had a face like hoss's i would shave his butt and make him walk backward.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Personal experience with that??

 

Nah, the only things that walk backward around here are the cows.

 

Probably not too safe with the likes of you running around......

 

[quote author=Hoss link=board=10;threadid=6186;start=15#57003 date=1035478897]<br>Probably not too safe with the likes of you running around......<br>[/quote]Only if there are no stumps to stand on.

 

 

I'm glad we're back at it with Hoss. I thought we were losing our touch or something.<br><br>Speaking of touching, well, nevermind. ;D