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Old Aug 25, 2013 | 11:36 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2013 | 07:59 PM
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What happens if you put the tree on a conveyor... Will it fly?
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Old Sep 10, 2013 | 09:33 PM
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So the answer to What is a persimmon tree? comes from a guy with the user name of Bark....... I get it!!

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A tree that produces soft ball sized fruit. When mature (after it begins to split) it is used to throw at other kids until somebody gets really hurt.
The hurt kid is than carried to their house where somebody knocks on the door and everybody runs before the mother of the hurt kid can id them.
Or so I have heard.
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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 12:20 AM
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How far from the trunk of the tree is the possum? This matters . . . leverage and all.
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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 01:09 AM
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I donate $5 dollars of my winnings to the Alaska shrew and seagull rehab center.
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by rockcrawler304
So the answer to What is a persimmon tree? comes from a guy with the user name of Bark....... I get it!!
Bark wins NOTHING! He just described a POMEGRANATE tree... not PERSIMMON.

If you threw a mature persimmon, which is about the size of a hardball, not softball, the thrower is liable to have just as much persimmon on him as the intended recipient.... ripe persimmons being very soft and fleshy after all... resembling more an overripe roma tomato.
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 03:30 PM
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Hmmm.... I all of a sudden have a hankerin' for some good old fashioned persimmon cookies. With raisins. Hold the shrews.
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