Wow, I guess I'm the first one to have a breakroom title going this week. It is Saturday right? Coffee is set to turn on by 05:00 hours, anyone wants some sooner better get on their own pot. There is a few under the sink, I think they are the ones that Chikawa couldn't see any light through (even with a flare thrown in the pot)anymore so he just got a new pot.
Duallyuptoolatedogout

 

(recruit pounding on bulkhead...) BANG BANG BANG "SIR!!! GOOD MORNING, SIR!!! TIME ON DECK IS 0300!!! GOOD MORNING, SIR!!!"

(me) "Nope, not loud enough... do it again..."

Good morning, DTR. Happy Sunday.

Need some coffee. Don't have a pot in the office yet, someone drink on for me...

 

huhh?........what?.........What's all the racket about?!

 

BTW, DD, nice name on the breakroom this week...

I got some stupid kids... De de de.

 

Do you know why the Navy has Marines on board ships?















It costs too much and is too difficult to clean up after sheep

 

I'M BAAAAACK!

Did'ja miss me? LOL!

It was a long week, but it was FUN!

I see the coffee's been made, now I'll hafta see what it tastes like. Prob'ly end up pourin' it out and makin' real stuff!


WOW! I wouldn't slam the door that hard if you paid me! That's gonna hurt y'know! Maybe not right away, but when ya least expect it... BAM!

chaikwa.

 

I'm up. Waking up at work like last week. Got a decent break after this tour though. I'll probably be putting in a sprinkler system while I'm off. Who's got some donuts?

 

Say what you want, I know that deep down, the navy just wanted us on ship so that they had something to look at besides a fat piece of squid...

The Men's department, baby...

HELP!!! Paperwork!!!

 

Asylum huh? I hereby declare I'm a natural born United States citizen and request asylum because.................ah.....sorry, forgot where I was, wrong type of asylum. Let's try this, "I'm schizophrenic and so am I". Yes, I feel much better! Is this tapioca Tuesday? Stop looking at me!!! I can feel your eyes! Can I go home now? Are we there yet. Why???

 

We be nuttier than squirrel turds.

 

Nnaaaaaaa, he's used tooooooooo it.

 

Just finished topping off a tankful with B20.
I had to jockey around to the wrong side of the pumps due to some putz in a Honda gasser
(No gasoline at this pump island) who had parked his car blocking the correct side diesel pump while he shopped inside.
As he wandered across the parking lot to his car, I remarked on his excellent parking abilities
(20 unused spaces in the lot, and he parks in front of the diesel pumps)
He shot back "Sounds like that's in bad need of a tune-up the way it's rattling.
(British accent)
I told him "It weighs 8,000 pounds and gets 20 mpg on the highway, It's running exactly the way it's supposed to"
He replied, "It smokes too much to be that efficient".
I replied "You are obviously as clueless about turbocharged diesels as you are about proper parking procedures".
He slammed his door and drove away.

 

Whooaaa, before you do that I did the horse shoe test, it stood straight up and jumped out, but I'm using a hand towel I found behind the plumbing under the sink for a filter. (so don't mind if there is some green to the ) I even made sure to add a little roofing tar and Power Service to the bottom of the pot.

 

Sorry, I knew I forgot something, but don't worry I see some "crawlers" over there under the cabinets.

 

Chris, liked the pic of the foal, if hoss $$ is so bad, wanna trade him for a dog?

our dog is as silly as Mads Recruits: