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Originally posted by PistolWhipt
... oh the newbies don't do that anymore. Now it's all about seeing if you can get away with your tongue pierced
.
Makes them talk with a lisp and jack their jaw around like they got Tourettes Syndrom
. I can't tell you how many that I have confiscated and promptly thrown over the side of the ship (mostly tongue studs ... very few sailors
).
..... now as for me, oh yeah ... there are a few tattoos here and there. Some would make your mom blush. Got a couple more to get before I git !!!
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... oh the newbies don't do that anymore. Now it's all about seeing if you can get away with your tongue pierced
. Makes them talk with a lisp and jack their jaw around like they got Tourettes Syndrom
. I can't tell you how many that I have confiscated and promptly thrown over the side of the ship (mostly tongue studs ... very few sailors
)...... now as for me, oh yeah ... there are a few tattoos here and there. Some would make your mom blush. Got a couple more to get before I git !!!
PISTOL
Did any of you guys know Chief Gordon Crawford?
Flashdancer,
I know a few Chief Crawfords ... where is he stationed what does he do ?
Your son looks like he's doing pretty good in the AG rate !! Tell him to look for orders to Key West ... they LOVE "weather guessers" down there twice a year ... Dolphin Fishing Season and Hurricane Season
Shortround was the guy trying to perfect the submarine screendoor ... after close review, they decided it was probably safer to let him play with missiles instead
.
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I know a few Chief Crawfords ... where is he stationed what does he do ?
Your son looks like he's doing pretty good in the AG rate !! Tell him to look for orders to Key West ... they LOVE "weather guessers" down there twice a year ... Dolphin Fishing Season and Hurricane Season
Shortround was the guy trying to perfect the submarine screendoor ... after close review, they decided it was probably safer to let him play with missiles instead
. PISTOL
Are one of the astronauts a naval aviator ?? We had a NASA astronaut speak at our Khaki Ball last year ... real nice guy but wow, that was some dry stuff
.
I was the one who voted to have a Hooters girl as the guest speaker.
Hmmmpphh ... astronaut
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. I was the one who voted to have a Hooters girl as the guest speaker.
Hmmmpphh ... astronaut
PISTOL
One of the things I am having a hard time understanding, now that I am employed on an Army facility, is all teh weird lingo they use. Acromyms and TA this and that....
Why cant they just speak english???
It sure wsnt like this onboard ship, everything was simple, direct and easy to understand.......well my watch is over.. time to stand down, lay forward to the deckie locker and rig my rack for darkened ship......
Why cant they just speak english???
It sure wsnt like this onboard ship, everything was simple, direct and easy to understand.......well my watch is over.. time to stand down, lay forward to the deckie locker and rig my rack for darkened ship......
Originally posted by Chrisreyn
One of the things I am having a hard time understanding, now that I am employed on an Army facility, is all teh weird lingo they use. Acromyms and TA this and that....
Why cant they just speak english???
One of the things I am having a hard time understanding, now that I am employed on an Army facility, is all teh weird lingo they use. Acromyms and TA this and that....
Why cant they just speak english???
Fight fire with fire.......use acronyms they don't know......
... when I was a recruiter, there was an irrate mom who called our C.O. in such a fluster because she got a letter from her son that said that he was "getting beat and mashed in the head". She wanted him home NOW and someone's head better roll for this.
Mom felt kinda silly when the Capn' calmly explained to her that since it gets so un-godly cold in Great Lakes where her son was attending bootcamp, that when they do a lot of physical training (getting beat or mashed) they often times have to do it inside the barracks for the safety and health of the sailors. The only place where there is enough room for 30 - 40 men to do this is in the community shower room in the bathroom (the head).
"Your son is fine and it looks like he has a firm grasp on Navy terminology, maam".
PISTOL
Mom felt kinda silly when the Capn' calmly explained to her that since it gets so un-godly cold in Great Lakes where her son was attending bootcamp, that when they do a lot of physical training (getting beat or mashed) they often times have to do it inside the barracks for the safety and health of the sailors. The only place where there is enough room for 30 - 40 men to do this is in the community shower room in the bathroom (the head).
"Your son is fine and it looks like he has a firm grasp on Navy terminology, maam".
PISTOL
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Originally posted by PistolWhipt
Flashdancer,
I know a few Chief Crawfords ... where is he stationed what does he do ?
Your son looks like he's doing pretty good in the AG rate !! Tell him to look for orders to Key West ... they LOVE "weather guessers" down there twice a year ... Dolphin Fishing Season and Hurricane Season
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Flashdancer,
I know a few Chief Crawfords ... where is he stationed what does he do ?
Your son looks like he's doing pretty good in the AG rate !! Tell him to look for orders to Key West ... they LOVE "weather guessers" down there twice a year ... Dolphin Fishing Season and Hurricane Season
PISTOL
He was Sailor of the Year also, can’t recall what year. He did some recruiting too.My “Liar” is stationed in Hawaii. Poor baby!
I believe he will make a career out of it, be a fool not too. My uncle likes saluting his mailbox.When we travel or are in a Hurricane area my son calls and “briefs” me. It’s nice to have your own personal weatherman.
Originally posted by Flashdancr
.... Got his butt caught in the wing of a jet when if folded...... That had to leave a mark!
.... Got his butt caught in the wing of a jet when if folded...... That had to leave a mark!
~Rob
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Originally posted by hotdram
If I got my butt caught in the wing of a jet, I believe I would have left a "mark" on the jet.
~Rob
If I got my butt caught in the wing of a jet, I believe I would have left a "mark" on the jet.
~Rob
Originally posted by shortround
Bigfoot, might I remind you that, age wise, you ain't too far behind me
Geico, brig time????? I've got the "Good Conduct" metals to indicate my outstanding behavior. Besides, there ain't many of you that would remember a place called LBJ. Top would. I spent a year there one week with my CO.
Top, remember Na Trang when an individual came up missing? Seems he worked for the other guys. Lots of stink for a long time afterwards from that incident. MACV was so good to work with. Glad we took our orders straight out of Pearl.
Shortround out
Bigfoot, might I remind you that, age wise, you ain't too far behind me
Geico, brig time????? I've got the "Good Conduct" metals to indicate my outstanding behavior. Besides, there ain't many of you that would remember a place called LBJ. Top would. I spent a year there one week with my CO.
Top, remember Na Trang when an individual came up missing? Seems he worked for the other guys. Lots of stink for a long time afterwards from that incident. MACV was so good to work with. Glad we took our orders straight out of Pearl.
Shortround out
On an unrelated subject, a’nt it just like a civilian to start something then go out of town.
My respects to all of you that have/ are served.
Originally posted by Flashdancr
My “Liar” is stationed in Hawaii. Poor baby!
My “Liar” is stationed in Hawaii. Poor baby!
Has he flown you out to visit him yet ??
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Originally posted by PistolWhipt
Has he flown you out to visit him yet ??
PISTOL
Has he flown you out to visit him yet ??
PISTOL
Ahhhhh ... Maui .... I have fond memories of sleeping-one-off on the Lahaina pier after missing the liberty boat back to my ship ... several times
.
I love watching the whales play between the islands off the coast of Maui. They are so curious and will come nudge up against your boat. We had a young whale (about 35 ft) come scratch it's back on the barnacles on the side of the ship. Sat and watched it for a good half hour ... good times.
PISTOL
. I love watching the whales play between the islands off the coast of Maui. They are so curious and will come nudge up against your boat. We had a young whale (about 35 ft) come scratch it's back on the barnacles on the side of the ship. Sat and watched it for a good half hour ... good times.
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