THREE THINGS THAT WE MUST THINK ABOUT IN 2005

1 - COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where
she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to
their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

2 - CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

3 - TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment!

 

Funny........but true.

 

Yes, TRUE and Scary!
I like #2