OUCH !!!

You know .... you don't have enough hair on your head to cover up the set of lumps that she could install with a cast iron skillet. You really are a brave man .... or maybe just a few crayons short of a full Marine Corps issue.

PISTOL

 

She ain't bad enough to take me when I'm awake, but when I'm asleap... I've woke up jacked up before, I kid you not. I was really nice to her, I said nothing besides I would get it later, and for her not to worry about it. Then I told her that I loved her, and how wonderful she is. (she really is, and very good looking, to bat.)
I have all the issued crayons, thank you very much. I do a J.O.B. every few months, so all my crayons are accounted for!

So after that, beer is sure a good thing for in-law family reunions!!! Makes me real socialable!! I'll go hide after I kill off this 12 pack, don't want to get disowned! Let the DTR family train chug on as usual!

Budhatout

 

Ya think you could find a better picture of Maines getting ready for a landing party.

 

No doubt, somebody accidentally took a pic of the small boat coxswains instead of the Marines.

 

MARINES

NAVY


LET'S GET SOME ARMY SANITY (LIKE ARMY INTELLIGENCE )IN HERE TO PUT THINGS IN ORDER!!!!

Yo, MASTER CHIEF! SQUARE THOSE RIGGERS AT THE GRUB LINE!!!!


HO There, MARINE! Bunker down for chow break!!!

(When you here the DIVE! Bell; come out fighting...j/k)

FIGHT the donuts, you guys- not each other!!! at least not cause the
village people is back floating around ( GEE, I WISH I were a MAN; I'd JOIN the Navy..) Whoops, sorry--- old bad habits.....

Just got in from splitting wood; five cords goes pretty easy with a log grapple to move everything...(Better than a 4 wheel steering loader, right CHAIKWA/SCOTT??) and wanted a short visit in the breakroom to hear SQUABBLING amonst the DTR minutemen!!! Knock it off and just tell me what your little corner of the world is like... we will all smile, nod, and leave with some pretty **** good NORMAL or FIVER coffee.. I like to hear from CRIS with the horses and van NOT by the river in Oklahoma; the Canadiens (always)SUPERkindabraveGEICO, FRONTY, PISTOL and when FLASH gal pops in..... always ready to listen to TOP and ShovelED
Usually just pat the furry janitor on the head and tell him GOOD JOB!! He tries Sooooo hard.....

 

Whew - - just a couple minutes to spare and off to the last performance of our pageant. Been a long hard week. I see we are back to fairly normal on the name. Wonder what the coffee is like - - did the janitor make it or someone else. Probably better not touch it tonight or no telling what note I might hit or what the words might be.

Heading out of town for a couple days - - see ya when I get back. Find those wayward donuts and clean up this mess in here - - I don't want donuts attacking me when I come back in for coffee - - that is disgusting.

See ya,

WanderingBob

 

*Pump shotgun sound* Don't worry, the donuts won't bother you when you get back. Hey before you leave, hand me that RPK and ammo belt, no no the AK looking one, thanks. *Cha ****** You may have to excuse the mess, but the shell casings should be easy to sweep up. Not much else successful for the day other than getting critters fed and watching the last round of the NFR.

 

it's just a place to come in & talk about things that aren't worth their own new post.

plus, it's a group of guys who kinda know each other, and keep tabs on each other.

most of us are military loners, so it's our only real friends.

are you in the service? it's easier to understand if you are.
idle chatter sometimes redirects the mind away from the fact that your next breath could be your last.

 

Ok, I give. Not by force, but by choice. I care about you guys, ( and justwanna) so I'll pipe down. I'll even let the last round of insults go by me. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings. We were having a lot of fun, hope we didn't tear the break room up too much.

Just got done playing smear the... guy with the ball with a couple of my younger cousins. I showed them some hand to hand moves. Then we played 2hand tag, cause no one wanted to smear the Marine. Lots of fun.

Fiver, glad to hear that you are done with the pagent. I know that you have been doing a lot of work on it. Hope that it all paid off.

Until later.
sittininthecornercauseI'mintimeoutbadhat

 

Amen, Reverand. Amen. Truth.

 

Knock of all the racket in here or I'm gonna call Shore Patrol

Pass the coffee please. Got back from riding in Mena Arkansas (Ouchita National Forest) this weekend. A much needed R&R trip.
Too bad the views sucked though:




Was really a beautiful place. I told my wife that area is why God created ATV's. She was pretty jealous, really wanted to go. Was a guys weekend out, plus some of the riding was pretty technical. Can't wait to go back and take her and stay on the easy trails.

~Rob

 

you ain't a purty fella....

 

Purty don't keep you warm

~Rob

 

Neither does 'ugly', so what's yer excuse now? (j/k)

That IS some beautiful country. Reminds me of where I grew up in New England.




'Army Intelligence'??? That HASTA be one o' them oxymoron things. Kinda like 'state worker'!




FICTION? that wasn't fiction, just repeating what the Lizard boy told me!

THAT'S funny! Just have some REAL coffee and that nasty taste will be gone in less than 1/2 a cup!




See now? If you had some hair and looked like me, NO ONE would even think about that kissy-kissy stuff!

Sorry I missed the afternoon coffee today... hadda go Christmas shopping. Got it all done for just a tad over $80.00! And in less than 2 hours too! Bah, HUMBUG!!!

Coffee's set up for the AM.

chaikwa.

 

Ooooh, tough crowd, tough crowd. I tell ya' I don't get any respect, no respect at all.

Chaikwa, I think it is debatable whether you grew up or not
(Grown ups know how to make coffee)

~Rob