*** Skuttlebutt Thread *** 12/10 -12/16, Marines & Janitors Welcome
Army Intelligence'??? That HASTA be one o' them oxymoron things. Kinda like 'state worker'!
YES JANITOR, IT WAS SARCASM- a language you know well........
FICTION? (yes, like you 'growing up' Good catch hotdram)
OR See now? If you had some hair and looked like me, NO ONE would even think about that kissy-kissy stuff!
(Anyone who has seen ya can attest to THAT)chaikwa.
YES JANITOR, IT WAS SARCASM- a language you know well........FICTION? (yes, like you 'growing up' Good catch hotdram)
OR See now? If you had some hair and looked like me, NO ONE would even think about that kissy-kissy stuff!
(Anyone who has seen ya can attest to THAT)chaikwa.WE WILL ASSUME FOR THE DTR MACHO SAKE, it is sans the speedo....
that did not come out right
SPEEDO TOPIC IGNORED/BANNED IN THIS BUILDING!!!This here room is NOT just for the lonely steel pots; it's a place to come to when you have had your knuckles dug up after putting on the new mods on the X-CTD, or fixed the pesky air whine cause four other cool folks had the same problem and shared the advice of repairs; ways around TSBs and how to talk with the Dealers........ it's the bond that reminds us we are NOT playing video games...........
hockey pucks- cold CHAIKWA coffee...good thing the Buffalo Sabres are nearby..........
Looks like I went to work and everybody but the guy with the quad got worked up over something? Are we not allowed to make fun of squids anymore? Are they not allowed to call us Jarheads anymore? What is this world coming to? Next thing the dog will bite me when I get home.
Can't we all just mercilessly mock each other?
Can't we all just mercilessly mock each other?
Looks like I went to work and everybody but the guy with the quad got worked up over something? Are we not allowed to make fun of squids anymore? Are they not allowed to call us Jarheads anymore? What is this world coming to? Next thing the dog will bite me when I get home.
Can't we all just mercilessly mock each other?
Can't we all just mercilessly mock each other?Now who took all the dang glazsed donuts?
MONDAY......
A terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.....
On a bright note, Coffee's ready, donuts ain't half bad after you scrape the fuzzy green 'protective coating' off.
Leave it to Chaikwa to make sure we get enough penicillin in our daily diets.
I guess he's trying to provide an antidote for his coffee.....
Temps in the mid 50's this afternoon.
News is reporting that users of the new Nintendo Wii game consoles are loosing their grip on the controlers
and throwing them through their TV screens, walls, windows, etc.

Y'all enjoy the new work week.
Stay safe.

A terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.....
On a bright note, Coffee's ready, donuts ain't half bad after you scrape the fuzzy green 'protective coating' off.
Leave it to Chaikwa to make sure we get enough penicillin in our daily diets.
I guess he's trying to provide an antidote for his coffee.....
Temps in the mid 50's this afternoon.

News is reporting that users of the new Nintendo Wii game consoles are loosing their grip on the controlers
and throwing them through their TV screens, walls, windows, etc.

Y'all enjoy the new work week.
Stay safe.
First time in my life I have seen a Marine give. Hmmmm.
This must be a tactical thing. One of them fancy reverse psychological operation things to get me to say I'll back down too then pounce on me like a cat on a mouse! This is diabolical! So calculated, So measured, Can't be real! It's a trick! He must be getting very close!
(Geico peaking out the window looking for signs of madhat movement.)
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Boy, it sure was windy here yesterday! I've got to go in early today so I'll leave you with a thought; The Marines have been after the Navy, the Navy has been after the Marines, the Army has been sniping both of you and the obvious has been ignored. Who do you talk about the most? The person who is not in the room, that's who. Anybody heard any "fly boys" flapping their gums around here? Fire control reports target acquired, fire at will! Talk at you later, Rick.
not much happening here today guys, fairly warm for Dec., temps in the 50's this week, may have to get some chores done outside .
Got most of the Christmas presents wrapped and the tree put up this weekend, still need to find something for the BOSS besides a new broom. Hmmm..... maybe a skillet or some new rubbergloves for cleaning the head, or do yall think she might like a new garbage disposal?...have to think on it some more.
The horses got out Sunday, wind blew a branch down on the fence, and they took advantage of it. No problem getting the horses back in the pen, but those dern mini-donkeys ran all over the place and wound up in teh neighbors garage.... he was a little suprised when the one stated braying at the top of its lungs... good thing he doesnt have a heart condition or anything!
Cheifs got beat up and lost again.. at least they're consitant.....
Well, yall have agood'un....................CD
Monday morni' ugggg,
Warm rain today, dont think it means summer is comming. Grandkids better, had their morning gruel, as did wife, everybody out off to work, or school
Chrysler town and desart had a flat tire ystdy, It distroyed the tire pressure sensor. Tire patched, Way otta balance with out it. Going to have the dealer replace it today, and check on the clunk clunk thunk in the front end.
So I'll miss the breakroom Chaikwa's coffee, and drink the watered down stuff
at the dealers.
Still have Christmas shopping to do. Maybe wait till Christmas eve, has advantages, small crowds, not much left to pick from, the clerks wait on you quick so they can git out and go home. And if I shop now, and somthing happens to Shirley, it might not fit the next girl.
Her new Dell laptop should be on the way,
Have a good un, and be safe out there.
Warm rain today, dont think it means summer is comming. Grandkids better, had their morning gruel, as did wife, everybody out off to work, or school
Chrysler town and desart had a flat tire ystdy, It distroyed the tire pressure sensor. Tire patched, Way otta balance with out it. Going to have the dealer replace it today, and check on the clunk clunk thunk in the front end.
So I'll miss the breakroom Chaikwa's coffee, and drink the watered down stuff
at the dealers.
Still have Christmas shopping to do. Maybe wait till Christmas eve, has advantages, small crowds, not much left to pick from, the clerks wait on you quick so they can git out and go home. And if I shop now, and somthing happens to Shirley, it might not fit the next girl.
Her new Dell laptop should be on the way, Have a good un, and be safe out there.
Fiverbob you didn't see any donuts hiding this morning did ya? I'm almost done filling the holes in the walls, it's amazing how small a spread a 12 gauge auto has at 10'. And for the ladies I'm about to have a large set of 7.62 X 39mm ear rings ready.
Another one of those days with a final at 4:00. Just one today then 2 tomorrow starting at 8:00am
Those Wii problems remind me of when Gunsmoke first on, it was the leading cause of TV deaths in homes with pistols. Police officers tried to out draw the main character.
Wait a minute there's a fast moving donut *chu chunk* BOOM. Wow, we can ad this to the "101 Things to Do With Chikawa Coffee", bullet (and shotgun) proofing coffee pots.
Duallyarmedtotheteethdog
Another one of those days with a final at 4:00. Just one today then 2 tomorrow starting at 8:00am
Those Wii problems remind me of when Gunsmoke first on, it was the leading cause of TV deaths in homes with pistols. Police officers tried to out draw the main character.
Wait a minute there's a fast moving donut *chu chunk* BOOM. Wow, we can ad this to the "101 Things to Do With Chikawa Coffee", bullet (and shotgun) proofing coffee pots.
Duallyarmedtotheteethdog
Top musta been in here awready this AM, all the donuts with sprinklies are gone. Either that or the sprinkles escaped again.
Over-slept today so it's a good thing the coffee was all set up last night!
Gonna be in the 50's here today, rain tonite and warm weather all the way up to Christmas. Fine with me, I HATE winter! (I may have mentioned this in the past)
You prob'ly shouldn't even bother gettin' outta bed in the AM!
Have a great Monday!
chaikwa.
Over-slept today so it's a good thing the coffee was all set up last night!
Gonna be in the 50's here today, rain tonite and warm weather all the way up to Christmas. Fine with me, I HATE winter! (I may have mentioned this in the past)
Have a great Monday!
chaikwa.
[QUOTE=Chrisreyn;1246511]I was always told that its not nice to pick on the handicapped.....
Ok, .....so I am a state worker who works for the army...... whats that say???
not much happening here today guys, fairly warm for Dec., temps in the 50's this week, may have to get some chores done outside .
Got most of the Christmas presents wrapped and the tree put up this weekend, still need to find something for the BOSS besides a new broom. Hmmm..... maybe a skillet or some new rubbergloves for cleaning the head, or do yall think she might like a new garbage disposal?...have to think on it some more.
FIRST POINT Well made; We only bust chops of working military ARMY, NAVY and MARINES... pushing a button and home for steak dinner while you drive someone else's (taxpayers) 43 million dollar plane does not constitute military service. create your own DTR thread for recognition.......but AF always welcome in here to have CHAIKWA's leftover coffee grounds- target acquired for you
So you are a Navy veteran-state worker; working for the Army? I believe there is a self help group for that.....or an IRS audit marathon
Worried for ya Chris, if you are getting maid appliances for your wife for Christmas STILL..........Glad you can ride horses real well and FAST!!!!
My husband got me a racoon tshirt at 1AM on Christmas early morning because he honestly did not think there was anything wrong with that.
I was hurt-BUT 21 years later, it is still his THOUGHT that I am special and what would make me happy; that I appreciate! a deep sense of humor helps out too..............all the best to ya, regardless!
Typical Monday, like many of you have; everyone wants something NOW!! Government departments that I need stuff from don't have it or lost it......"We don't know where that refund check got sent to, it will have to be reprocessed in about six to ten weeks. My personal favorite today was: ohhhhh, we cut that from your budget. Didn't you get the email?
College son calls in panic for special calculator for exams 'OR ELSE I'LL FAIL!!!!' ...been in his post office box a week now because the new mailroom person Changed his box number WITHOUT TELLING HIM...
how's that for stress all you college finals folks? gotta go find where the checks went that I had sent him ......feel a headache coming on
THANK YOU FIVERBOB for the warm weather, halfway through the first set of logs cut and split in a tshirt so far this 'winter'! wow
nothing mechanical needs attention, hopefully the deer that have walked with me today will stand there nicely as my husband shoots them
Not the 7.62 earrings of Dually's though........ need something to eat this year and don't like what the cat brings back.......
Ok, .....so I am a state worker who works for the army...... whats that say???
not much happening here today guys, fairly warm for Dec., temps in the 50's this week, may have to get some chores done outside .
Got most of the Christmas presents wrapped and the tree put up this weekend, still need to find something for the BOSS besides a new broom. Hmmm..... maybe a skillet or some new rubbergloves for cleaning the head, or do yall think she might like a new garbage disposal?...have to think on it some more.
FIRST POINT Well made; We only bust chops of working military ARMY, NAVY and MARINES... pushing a button and home for steak dinner while you drive someone else's (taxpayers) 43 million dollar plane does not constitute military service. create your own DTR thread for recognition.......but AF always welcome in here to have CHAIKWA's leftover coffee grounds- target acquired for you
So you are a Navy veteran-state worker; working for the Army? I believe there is a self help group for that.....or an IRS audit marathon
Worried for ya Chris, if you are getting maid appliances for your wife for Christmas STILL..........Glad you can ride horses real well and FAST!!!!
My husband got me a racoon tshirt at 1AM on Christmas early morning because he honestly did not think there was anything wrong with that.
I was hurt-BUT 21 years later, it is still his THOUGHT that I am special and what would make me happy; that I appreciate! a deep sense of humor helps out too..............all the best to ya, regardless!
Typical Monday, like many of you have; everyone wants something NOW!! Government departments that I need stuff from don't have it or lost it......"We don't know where that refund check got sent to, it will have to be reprocessed in about six to ten weeks. My personal favorite today was: ohhhhh, we cut that from your budget. Didn't you get the email?
College son calls in panic for special calculator for exams 'OR ELSE I'LL FAIL!!!!' ...been in his post office box a week now because the new mailroom person Changed his box number WITHOUT TELLING HIM...
how's that for stress all you college finals folks? gotta go find where the checks went that I had sent him ......feel a headache coming on
THANK YOU FIVERBOB for the warm weather, halfway through the first set of logs cut and split in a tshirt so far this 'winter'! wow
nothing mechanical needs attention, hopefully the deer that have walked with me today will stand there nicely as my husband shoots them
Not the 7.62 earrings of Dually's though........ need something to eat this year and don't like what the cat brings back.......
One of our IT gurus showed me an actual E-mail that he recieved this morning.
It went something like this:
"SSgt XXXXXX,
Please send me your E-Mail address so I can send you this form".
and these are the folks we have placed in charge of our national security..........
It went something like this:
"SSgt XXXXXX,
Please send me your E-Mail address so I can send you this form".

and these are the folks we have placed in charge of our national security..........
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Dogs, puppies, kittens and cats
Deer, rabbits, tree frogs and bats
Road kill recipes and summer blossoms
Redneck favorites about consuming more opossums
Trucks with big tires
and even the moon
but never, never, never
even one with a raccoon.

Girlfriend, you have one big heart! Merry Christmas!
One of our IT gurus showed me an actual E-mail that he recieved this morning.
It went something like this:
"SSgt XXXXXX,
Please send me your E-Mail address so I can send you this form".
and these are the folks we have placed in charge of our national security..........
It went something like this:
"SSgt XXXXXX,
Please send me your E-Mail address so I can send you this form".

and these are the folks we have placed in charge of our national security..........


