Oh I thought small and light was chick, now I know what you ment.
A electric saw is definitly a chick saw.
Sharpening a saw is a art. It doesn't take much to dull it. If you have to use the teethe your saw is dull. It should pull itself through the wood.

 

Or through my buddy's leg. That was a long day on the farm.

 

Wait why do you cut down trees in the rain?

 

Cause there ain't anything else to do when its raining out...

 

you need help.......or if thats all you can find to do when its raining, you need a girlfriend........

 

Kind of what I was thinking.







PS, Make sure she isn't married.

 

Ah, that only matters in Mtn. Grove . My oldest son knows one of the knuckleheads involved with that fiasco. Thankfully, he wasn't involved in any way.

PISTOL

 

They all use to be my neighbors.

 

They kind of looked like methheads to me. Hey GS see what happens around here when the hillbillies think your messing with their women. Better keep that pistol handy and don't stop to help any cousins on the side of the road.

 

Okay.. must be a local story??? explain for those of us in the real world.....

 

A 20 year old boy was killed by his 2nd cousins because they thought he was messing with one of their wives. He was beaten with a pipe until dead and then locked in the truck of his car which was then pushed off into a quarry pond. He was found in 18 feet of water.

 

http://www.news-leader.com/apps/pbcs...94/1007/NEWS01

Link from the local paper.

 

It's more fun to cut trees down when there's ice on them. Nothing like ice climbing.
I think I saw the ark come by here, it was sinking though because of all the ice on it.
Hows that weather treating you MC. I worked in the sleet all morning not in the trees though just on the ground.

 

Theres a couple bad jokes in that story..geesh..

 

Their all in-breed