You Might Be a Redneck Cummins owner...
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You Might Be a Redneck Cummins owner...
I thought it might fun to poke at ourselves a little bit. Please don't take this too serious.
I'd like to try and get a list of 10 reason why you just might be a redneck cummins diesel owner; in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy.. I can't get to 10, so I'll need some help.
Here they are in no particular order:
You might just be a redneck Dodge Cummins diesel owner if.....
1. Your wife has ever called your truck "the other woman"
2. There is a spot in your shower for a scrub-brush and a bottle of dish-soap (and your wife lets you keep it there)
3. If you're reading this on your phone while in the bathroom
4. If you own at least 2-hats that you only wear when you plan to spend a day under your truck
OK --- That's my start. Who's gonna help me finish this?
I'd like to try and get a list of 10 reason why you just might be a redneck cummins diesel owner; in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy.. I can't get to 10, so I'll need some help.
Here they are in no particular order:
You might just be a redneck Dodge Cummins diesel owner if.....
1. Your wife has ever called your truck "the other woman"
2. There is a spot in your shower for a scrub-brush and a bottle of dish-soap (and your wife lets you keep it there)
3. If you're reading this on your phone while in the bathroom
4. If you own at least 2-hats that you only wear when you plan to spend a day under your truck
OK --- That's my start. Who's gonna help me finish this?
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It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
Maybe I am wrong, but it seems to me that this was a thread a few years ago.
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