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Oil Shortage Explained

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Old May 11, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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Oil Shortage Explained

This is as good an explanation as we're about to get.

Subject: Re: OUR Oil Shortage
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in Alaska California Oklahoma
TEXAS UTAH and Wyoming Our DIPSTICKS
are located in Washington DC
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Old May 11, 2006 | 08:38 PM
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Sad but true.
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Old May 11, 2006 | 08:44 PM
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heard that one before, but still funny.
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