Was out test driving an 01 quad cab short box , auto , 4x4, from a local dealer tonight.

I pulled up to a stoplight , and this late model cavalier ( i think , hard to tell with all the boxlin... i mean swimmin... i mean bumpers and wings on this thing.) they start revving the engine , wanting to race me. So the little bit of young fella in me says , sure why not...

i pulled it into drive , built up a little boost, not really sure how much , but enough that i wouldn't break something, when the light turned green i let them have it.

by the time they finished making alot of noise and spinning the front tires i was already 2 car lengths ahead of them, and this is a stock truck mind you.

So there goes my first kill. I hope i made all you guys proud

 

Good kill.....too bad there's not much there to eat.

 

A Cavalier?

Dude, I hate to break it to you, but that isn't a kill.

It's an assisted suicide.

 

I second

 

You owe me a new keyboard..............

 

No way. If it had all the bumpers, wings and assorted stuff, that car must have been pushing 1000hp.

 

A Cavalier ehh.

Thats like watching my cat (FATCAT that is) pounce on a stuffed catnip mouse ...
Its cute, fun to watch, but ain't the real thing.

I once had a very weird "kill" as you guys call it. I was in my VW Jetta TDI and going down the highway and a 7.3L Ford Powerstroke blew by me. So I zip it up and blew by him.
For the rest of the way down Rt. 93 into Mass from NH, the guy could never pass me again.
He would get close and I would just punch that little excellerator and go up to 95 or so and leave him way back.
It was kind of sad to see that ol' Goober get flustered as he shrunk from view in my rearview mirror.

There must have been something wrong with his truck.

 

i have a sunfire , with the same engine this car should have , and he wasn't stock , so it's a kill in my books.

 

call it a kill if it makes you feel better, but that is an awfully big bullet for an awfully small bird

 

I had one of those against, I assume, a stock Ford Tempo.

Didn't even think about counting it.


phox

 

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

How can you register a "KILL" for something you don't own???

Now maybe if you were to register your "assisted kill" for the dealer who's
truck you were abusing I could except that.

 

If you cant "kill" it, you could always swerve and squash it.

 

You can also

back up and run over and over and over it again... You forget, the stickers that the cavalier has add HP to it as well!! with the wings and all its a wonder it couldnt fly!

Tx

 

A "kill" is a "kill"....even if you got it with a borrowed gun.

 

I did the same thing once with a cavalier, but I had my 6 X 10 utility trailer behind me. The best part was that at the next lights he wanted to go again, and he still couldn't catch my trailer. All in good fun.