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The Zen Of Seat Cleaning

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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Talking The Zen Of Seat Cleaning

Lets say that you have a small seat stain of that new 2006, and the harder you scrub, the bigger the stain, the bigger the stain the harder you scrub....
Vicious circle for sure.
The reason is that you are approaching it like and adversary
The secret to this is to be one with the stain, it has feelings too and when it feels threatened it digs in and you will never get it out. Be calm and reach out to the stain, let the communication flow between you and the stain until it comfortable and relaxes it's grip on your seat upholstery, then in one fell swoop spray quickly and wipe. (The spray and the towel must be hidden or the stain will know what is up) It must be done in a single motion or you will not succeed, and that stain will never trust you again. If some of you misguided souls have tried to clean a stain and not become one with it, then you may want to make the stain so **** big that it covers the entire seat. That will make the seat all one color and you will not even know where the original stain was. True the color will continously get darker, but it is too light anyway or the stains would not show in the first place.
And if all of the above does not help you become stain free, go buy some seat covers and cover the crap up.
Now there is a special proceedure for seat covers.....
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 03:36 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 09:26 PM
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