I just got back from a foreign continent, one of which I can not disclose the name of, and brought with me the most potent of all additives. On the black market it goes as "Monkey Juice". I was as skeptical as the next person on using yet another additive that promised unbelievable gains. To my surprise, upon putting this third world performance enhancer into my truck, I was blown away. Not only was it easy to pour into my tank directly from the bottle, but it had the sweet aroma of freshly baked bannana bread. Upon starting my truck, I noticed not only that the idle was smoother, but that there was an unsettling presence of untamed power. I proceded to press on the throttle as I started my test drive, and to my supprise, I did a full frontal wheelie for at least 17 yards. During my wheelie, I could not help but hear the primal screams from my engine begging for more "Monkey Juice". This whole event put a brown beacon in my shorts, so I decided to call it a nite and park my wild beast of a truck. On the way back from the garage I could not help but to hear the whispers of "Chiquta" from under the hood......back I did not look, and off to rest I went.

Needless to say, I hope you all realize that all continents are foreign, except for the one that we live on. I also hope you realize that this story is one of mostly fiction. I say mostly fiction because one part of this tale is the truth. Which part that is fiction I leave up to you to decide. I must warn you though, next time you're near a bannana, think twice before dissmissing the strength that they behold. I'm not telling you to go stuff a bannana in your tank, but I do say may the force be with you...............and your bannana.

 

Alrighty then...

 

Lay off the crack . . . seriously! We're all worried about you.

 

Huh??? wow

 

Soooo, the new term for it is Monkey Juice, wink,wink

 

Sounds like he had too many FRUIT LOOPS for breakfast before he got into the monkey juice

 

I remember when I had my first beer.....

 

You wouldn't happen to have the munchies right about now would you??

 

There are only two 'n's in bannana, btw. you'll probably know which two after you come down!

Kurt

 

I am having trouble with the which is facto and which is fiction
Were you on an other planet ..? or did step on a banana, smoke the peeling and put the rest in your tank ?
You know they did smoke it in the 60s (Mellow Yellow by Donavan )

 

I think the only nonfiction part was the brown beacon in his pants. But the people in the nice white outfits probably already came and changed him by now.