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Old Jan 8, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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Whats your best smoke stories?

Just for grins here, what is your guys best smoke stories, that you have seen or done.
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Old Jan 8, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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Here is about 300 peoples stories:
http://www.dieseltruckresource.com/d...=Smoke+stories

I'm sure there will be some more updated stories.
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Old Jan 8, 2006 | 12:04 PM
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Wow! oh how much I would hate to be the one getting smoked. Man I can barely wait till I get my stacks:]
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:53 PM
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My Grandpa drives the 90' Cummins and he shifts way to soon and he's lucky he's got the cummins or he'd be stalin everywhere. He never uses 1st gear either so clutch and trans are startin to go bad but he doesn't run the rpms up and "clean it out" any so i do when i get in there and black smoke is just rollin!!!
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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I would have to say that I actually enjoyed getting smoked once. I was running down I81 in PA (pretty hard I might add ) and this nice '93 dually club cab being driven by a long bearded man just came up beside me and next thing I know I can't see the road

Oh I forgot to mention I did it to him first

Dave, thanks for tuning my truck

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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 08:18 AM
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michael, i was able to get a glimmps of the cloud you were lost in.... it was enough to loose all the headlights behind us when he hit it!

and dave i agree with micael, thanks for tuning my truck!
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 04:31 PM
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It's the next best thing to one of those auto-dimming rearview mirrors.

You're welcome, guys. I had almost as much fun doing it as you guys do driving them.
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 05:14 PM
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Dieseldude smoked me leaving Stamey's house. He laid it on god too Nothing better then to see those stacks belching thick black soot hahaha.
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 05:31 PM
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In the ford i can completely loose headlights behind me (night or day), its always fun to give some to the tailgaters everyonce and awhile . When i had my stage 2 injectors in, i smoked a tailgater out in constructoin zone pretty bad. Well bad enough he flipped on his windshield washers thinking that would help.........I about wrecked i was laughing so hard ! I havent got the chance to smoke anyone in the dodge since i tweeked the pump, but its coming soon!


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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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Only guy I really smoked (hope it wasnt one of you). Pulled up to red light, a guy in a bmw conerterble pulled up behind me, you know the type polo shirt and sweater tied around the shoulders and the oh so hot blonde with him. Well while checking out the blonde I kinda slept at the light to which he very politely procedded to lay on the horn for me to move. To which i gladly agreed, PS never honk at a CTD in front of you if you drive a converterble, I wonder how hard it is to see behind my truck during the WOT sun eclipsing smoke cloud.
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 10:04 PM
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best one i got is back when i had my 90 ford IDI It was slightly dusk and was going down the main road in town, just crusing, and i was being tailgated. Well I was getting sick of it and mashed the throtle and laid a huge cloud. well the guy backed off and as soo as he was back to a safe distance he flicked on his lights and pulled me over. the only reason he didn't give me a ticket was because he was tailing me.
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Old Jan 11, 2006 | 05:46 PM
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"Only guy I really smoked (hope it wasnt one of you)."

nope, cant say it was me I dont even have my drivers licence. I just turned 15, and I'm definately not a prep, nor would I be caught dead in a BMW.

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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 02:22 PM
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Whats wrong with BMW's ?
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:32 PM
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LOL its not the BMW per say, its the ppl that think if your driving a 70 k dollar car, the old 89 should move over for you, on top of that i could take him for a few blocks.
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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I smoked my wife!

Had an argument just before dropping her off. When she got out she slammed the door REALLY hard because I'm always nagging her about how hard she slams the car doors. Well I got ****** off and mashed the gas forgetting that I had recently bottomed the fuel screw and played with the starwheel. I lost sight of her in the cloud but I didn't dare stop or go back. Later when I picked her she slammed the door again and threatened me within an inch of my life if I ever did that to her again! There was no love in our house for quite some time!
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