Your Joke for the Day (don't drink coffee and read it)
12-17-2015, 09:03 AM
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Your Joke for the Day (don't drink coffee and read it)
A doctor from France says "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's *********: we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"
A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
A Russian doctor says boasting; "That's nothing either, in Russia we take out half of the heart from person, we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately. "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us...in the USA, about 7 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no *********...we made him President of the United States and now...the whole country is looking for work".
A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
A Russian doctor says boasting; "That's nothing either, in Russia we take out half of the heart from person, we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately. "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us...in the USA, about 7 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no *********...we made him President of the United States and now...the whole country is looking for work".
12-18-2015, 07:19 AM
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GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY ......
...and went over to the local Gun and Fish Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to Seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad.
...and went over to the local Gun and Fish Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to Seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad.
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