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Old Mar 12, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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WOW, that is priceless.

I think that one goes under the "Epic Fail" category.
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Old Mar 12, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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Un-believable....
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by CamperAndy
Wait for the lawyers to get a hold of this one.

WARNING
"This saws-all is not to be used for personal pleasure or the pleasure of your partner."


That is how we get these silly "warnings" written all over everything!! Somebody tried it at one point or another......

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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 10:22 AM
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So what kind of stories do you think they came up with to try and cover the situation before they came clean? Each of those stories deserves a special fail award as well.
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 10:28 AM
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That is so bizarre I don't think I'll ever be able to use my saws-all again....
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by lmills
How can someone be stupid enough to leave the bade in?? LOL
We are in the "FAIL" thread.........
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 02:19 PM
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I bet that guy was a Snap-On Tool vendor...
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TexasCTD
That is how we get these silly "warnings" written all over everything!! Somebody tried it at one point or another......

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Sad but true .......... For every smart thing attempted by man, 1 million stupid things were tried first.
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
Sad but true .......... For every smart thing attempted by man, 1 million stupid things were tried first.
Lary,
You forgot to finish your sentence: For every smart thing attempted by man, 1 million stupid things were tried first by women



~Rob
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 05:28 PM
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Just imagine how many times someone didn't get hurt and had all that fun! Do you think blondes prefer nickel metal hydride batteries over ni-cad?

I wonder if Milwaukee makes the correct attachment? How do you know when it gets dull?

Inquiring minds want to know!
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Old Mar 14, 2009 | 03:35 PM
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In Today's Weird News........


FOX POINT, Wis. - A robber gets more than he bargained for when he targeted a Tae Kwon Do studio in suburban Milwaukee.
The robber thought he could quietly slip in and out of David Kang's studio in Fox Point with some loot.
What he didn't realize is that he would encounter a Tae Kwon Do master who wasn't about to let him off the hook.
Kang was giving a private lesson Tuesday and heard someone in his office. Kang found the man going through his closet, grabbed him by the neck and sat him down while he called police.

The robber took off and Kang gave chase, finally catching up with the man and holding him by the neck until police arrived.
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Old Mar 14, 2009 | 06:45 PM
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Is it me or did some people get issued an extra helping of STUPID at birth! We all have our moments but some people are way out there.
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Old Mar 14, 2009 | 07:21 PM
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There was a break in at the local V one night a while back Beaufort... it's been a few years... some teenager high on something ran in there with a knife, and demanded money. Everyone laughed at him, so he tries a guy, and winds up getting mashed by a bunch of old vets. That is priceless...
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Old Mar 14, 2009 | 07:55 PM
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....and the hits just keep on coming..........

BURLINGTON, Vt. - A man who bolted antlers to the head of a dead doe and posed for a photograph with the deer was fined $400 and jailed for game violations.
Marcel Fournier, 19, shot the deer the evening of Nov. 22 and used lag bolts and epoxy to attach a 10-point rack, officials said. He then checked in the kill as lawful game at Barnie's Market.

It's illegal to kill an antlerless deer, and it's also illegal to hunt at night.

The Concord resident admitted to the killing and led a game warden to the deer's remains after an anonymous caller alerted authorities. Fournier said he had "quite a time" drilling and fastening the antlers, authorities said. ABC 7 Talkback:
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Game warden David Gregory said the antlers didn't look or feel right.

"When you grabbed them, you'd feel movement," he said.

Col. David LeCours, chief warden of the state Department of Fish and Wildlife, said the size of the antlers relative to the size of the deer seemed off.

"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition to the fact that they weren't natural," he said.

Fournier was sentenced to 10 days in jail Feb. 18 for taking a deer in a closed season. He won't qualify for a state hunting, fishing or trapping license for at least three years.

LeCours said add-on antlers are the stuff of legend, but that it's the first documented case of it in Vermont.
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Old Mar 14, 2009 | 08:40 PM
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So I guess that's a deer sex change FAIL.
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