I just figured that I would post this for my fellow APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS A.K.A - My friend Mountaineer. Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred
to
as
"HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE
FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."


4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."


5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."


10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."


11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE"


Please use your best judgment when
referring to these people, so as to make it more comfortable for the
rest of
us.

 

I don't get stuck I "Choose to stop in inconvenient places"

 

I want a cool politically correct name.

What are rednecks going to become?

 

Redneck didn't even make the list yet, but here are a few more they had on the list.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."


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Was watching a show on Nat Geographic, History or Discovery channel (can't remember which last night and they mentioned that the term 'hillbilly' was coined in Ireland .... it referred to followers of King William (Billy) of England. Well, I'm a lot Irish and I live in the hills but the English monarchy and their past shenanigans turns me off so I guess I'll stay an Irish Redneck

 

I had Diesel Daze check this thread for me. Lets not get too crazy here guys. That goes for you to "Irish Redneck". LOL That is something that I didn't know, but you irish men already have green, we "Crazy Appalachian Americans" get Red. LOL

 

So does this mean I have to change my screenname????

 

If you want to fit in to this new politically correct society....yes.

 

Nah, I prefer to be called a hillbilly. PC is overated these days.

Marshall