This place always cracks me up.

 

Check out the top of page three, there is an explanation there.

 

what?
Im on page 3....

 

Add a free meal and you'd drive through 3 states just to sign up yourself.

 

It only posts once per page, Claude.

Evenin again.

 

Were just not all on the same page.

 

well that doesn't sound like much fun.
it does shorten some people's post tho...

I have mine set to max posts per page so I can get caught up without having to wait on a dozen pages to load.

 

I will NEVER forget that moment as long as I live, that deep gravelly voice as he say's "You wanna see my leggs?"

I remember saying what? or maybe we BOTH did at the same time so he repeated himself "You wanna see my Leggs?' and then dropped his sweat pants on the floor

I thought for sure we were going to have to pummel this guy and then it just seemed so comical that I had to turn away because I was laughing so hard Boy that was a day to remember NOT!

That wasn't the only funny thing I saw that day, later that afternoon I was heading back over to my Motel room and was taking the shortcut through that apartment complex parking lot.

I see this guy on a bicycle and he drives over the speed bump and loses control, then disappears down into this small canal/ditch thing. I stop to see if he is OK and he jumps up "I'M OK!..I'M OK! trying to get his mangled bike back on two wheels One of those moments you wish NO one saw what you just did

 

I kinda like being on the wrong page. Makes conversations more interesting.
Well, that cinches it. That is too weird for me. Next time I’m going down the highway I’m gonna have to see Scotty for the whole story.

 

Hope everything goes well Rick.

Not sure where the Smart cars come in but you gotta love Ray Stevens.....



I have the polar opposite hairdoo of Scott. Gotta love that smooth feeling left by a Gilette Mach 3

Morning Yall, Still Rainy, getting cold.

More paperwork. I think they have reserved another acre of rainforest in Peru just for the paper needs on this job....

 

Mroning, wet one that is. Back at it for another 12. Cars crashing and burning already, not even frozen yet. Suppose to freeze up tonight though. Tomorrow should be fun. Guess i'll get the coffee going.

 

He was referring to this thread, not the 'Chronicles of Fronty'.

Well, yeah. But this isn't about me.

That's borderline profane and indecent right there. Ban yourself for a few days.





Morning all.

Little late getting in here. Packing to leave for NJ around noon-ish.

Today is Tuesday, November 30th. 24 days, 15 hours 'til Christmas.

On this day in 1782 - The United States and Britain signed preliminary peace articles in Paris, ending the Revolutionary War.

1803 - Spain completed the process of ceding Louisiana to France.

1835 - Samuel Langhorne Clemens was born. He wrote "Tom Sawyer" and "Huckleberry Finn" under the name Mark Twain.

1875 - A.J. Ehrichson patented the oat-crushing machine.

1954 - In Sylacauga, AL, Elizabeth Hodges was injured when a meteorite crashed through the roof of her house. The rock weighed 8½-pounds.

1986 - "Time" magazine published an interview with U.S. President Reagan. In the article, Reagan described fired national security staffer Oliver North as a "national hero."

1988 - Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Co. took over RJR Nabisco Inc. with a bid of $24.53 billion.

1993 - U.S. President Clinton signed into law the Brady Bill. The bill required a five-day waiting period for handgun purchases and background checks of prospective buyers.

2000 - David Spade was assaulted with a stun gun by his longtime personal assistant, David Warren Malloy. Malloy attacked Spade during a burglary of Spade's home in Beverly Hills.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why isn't the coffee ready? Do I hafta do EVERYTHING around here?

 

Oh.

 

Youd like that wouldnt ya....


Dontcha just love how karma stepped in there....

 

It always seems to get me one way or another.