The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
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Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
I do better when the caffeine level is up.
I MIGHT even behave and try not to place someones panties in a wad.
Naw, no need to change now.
I MIGHT even behave and try not to place someones panties in a wad.
Naw, no need to change now.
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From: In the middle of Weather Dry Creek Farm in Avilla, Arkansas
Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
Might just have to start out with
Moderators,
Have you ever heard this song?
It starts out rough and only gets better.
thinkI'vefoundmytruecallingShortround out
Moderators,
Have you ever heard this song?
It starts out rough and only gets better.
thinkI'vefoundmytruecallingShortround out
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From: Claremont, Virginia
Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
Morning fellow diesel sniffers,
gonna to be a beautiful day,
gotta change oil in the Neon,
somewhere along the way.
Gotta warm the rig up,
and change the main oil filter,
add a litle extra oil,
to keep the crankcase level on kilter.
Gotta get some tarps out,
and cover up a tractor or two,
the local weatherman says,
Isabell's a comin for you.
Gotta check the battery supply,
and run the generator a while,
clean up the yard a little bit,
to minimize the brush pile.
Gotta get up on the tin roof,
and put some sealer down,
found some leakers yesterday,
don't want the fish to drown.
Now that you've seen MY poetic side,
let me know what you think,
you can say Joel you're really good,
or Joel you really stink.
THE END.....................
gonna to be a beautiful day,
gotta change oil in the Neon,
somewhere along the way.
Gotta warm the rig up,
and change the main oil filter,
add a litle extra oil,
to keep the crankcase level on kilter.
Gotta get some tarps out,
and cover up a tractor or two,
the local weatherman says,
Isabell's a comin for you.
Gotta check the battery supply,
and run the generator a while,
clean up the yard a little bit,
to minimize the brush pile.
Gotta get up on the tin roof,
and put some sealer down,
found some leakers yesterday,
don't want the fish to drown.
Now that you've seen MY poetic side,
let me know what you think,
you can say Joel you're really good,
or Joel you really stink.
THE END.....................
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Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
New week , same old job
sky is rainin, boss is a slob
puter is slow I'm gonna sob
Truck is thirsty, fuel is up
wages are down, wallet is dry
Mods on hold, oh darn and "sigh"
A poet I'm not, gotta get back to work,
leave the rhymin to Shortround
I'll just stop by and lurk.
poetryaintmythingED
sky is rainin, boss is a slob
puter is slow I'm gonna sob
Truck is thirsty, fuel is up
wages are down, wallet is dry
Mods on hold, oh darn and "sigh"
A poet I'm not, gotta get back to work,
leave the rhymin to Shortround
I'll just stop by and lurk.
poetryaintmythingED
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Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
I sure hope my truck shows up. ;D
Its been too long and I'm fed up :-
Gonna have a shop full of stuff 8)
Got no room for the truck, its rough. :P
Poetry in motion, causin' a commotion
Got a funny notion its at the bottom of the ocean :'(
Oh where oh where can my lil truck be?
Gonna go by the dealers' and have a look see.
:'(
Its been too long and I'm fed up :-
Gonna have a shop full of stuff 8)
Got no room for the truck, its rough. :P
Poetry in motion, causin' a commotion
Got a funny notion its at the bottom of the ocean :'(
Oh where oh where can my lil truck be?
Gonna go by the dealers' and have a look see.
:'(
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From: Central VA
Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
There once was a soldier named Bruce,
Whose rhyming was somewhat obtuse.
He tried posting a thread
Of what came into his head,
But the wine left him loose as a goose.
Whaddya expect for 0630 on a Monday.
Yeah a poet I ain't.
Have a great DTR day...... ;D
Whose rhyming was somewhat obtuse.
He tried posting a thread
Of what came into his head,
But the wine left him loose as a goose.
Whaddya expect for 0630 on a Monday.
Yeah a poet I ain't.
Have a great DTR day...... ;D
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Re:The Water Cooler 14 - 20 Sep 2003
Ed, you don't need to quit you day job yet.
Morning folks. Back at the Batcave. 127 e-mails sorted through. 12 paniced people taken care of. No more broke stuff added to what's in the vault. However it was like doing a night jump into a briar patch, naked. I may just break down and take off more this week.
pullingstickeroutofmybodyShortround out
Morning folks. Back at the Batcave. 127 e-mails sorted through. 12 paniced people taken care of. No more broke stuff added to what's in the vault. However it was like doing a night jump into a briar patch, naked. I may just break down and take off more this week.
pullingstickeroutofmybodyShortround out