Uhh Ohh

The are on to me...

Just when I thought I had it all figured out. Gonna be jailed for terrorism, drug trafficking AND money laundering.

"Nobody is above the law and the law is not a rescpecter of anybody". I guess the jig is up boys and girls. I'm goin to the big house...

 

It's about time they cracked down on your type. I hope they sentence you to 20 years behind the wheel of a Prius. lol

 

Now we know where you got the money to fly that private jet to Ireland to pick up your Paddy

 

That's pretty crappy. It's almost good enough that someone that was only mildly mentally handicapped might believe it...

 

Guess I'm in REAL BIG trouble then...

Now where did I put the durn keys to that black helicopter...

 

@aol... Great email address!

 

Contact Person: Rev. James Kelly Principal Legal Advisor U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Rev James Email: revjameskelly@aol.com

A Reverend as Legal Advisor....That sure installs trust...

 

I had a guy on a crew last summer with an aol email account.....

I asked him if he got good customer support, he goes yea no problems...why...I laugh an say I figured you would since your their only customer....now they have 2?

Disclaimer...not entended to hijack...

 

I think we know who the real author of that letter is now!

"Rev. James Kelly Principal Legal Advisor U.S. Department of Homeland Security"...

That's like saying Old Dog Claude, Principal Journalistic Adviser!

Waaaait a minute... NOW it all makes sense!

 

But do we send your commissary money to the Bankruptsy Courts or the Supreme Court. Maybe they are just going to pass you around. Glad Im not you, this sounds serious. I always liked you but if they ask, I will deny ever knowing you. I am sure you understand.

 

Hey if Sarah can make up words so can I.....LOL

 

I got one that was almost identical to that one today myself, reckon we'll be neighbors.

 

Or cell mates.

 

the sad thing is that there are people that are going to send their money into this scam.

 

Another one I got in the mail the other day was a letter allegedly from some big attorney's office that claimed they were auditing some bank records and wanted to "verify" the account number, balance etc. from the bank that holds the mortgage on our house, took it over to the local branch, they looked it over and said it was bogus so I handed it over to a guy I know over at the post office inspector generals office, sad thing is it looked very legitimate and I wonder just how many people were gullible enough to fill it out and send it back in.