Long ago, cursing and beating a stick into the ground was called witchcraft..............today it's called golf.<br><br>Eventually you will reach the point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.<br><br>The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.<br><br>Some people try to turn back their &quot;age odometers&quot;. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way to get here, and some of the roads weren't paved.<br><br>If you don't laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.<br><br>First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then......Oh No you forget to pull your zipper down.<br><br>If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, then why would anyone ever want to wear a wind breaker?<br><br>How did we all get over the hill without ever getting to the top?<br>

 

<br>thats pretty funny <br>dont forget the zipper anymore

 

[quote author=RamlovingVet link=board=10;threadid=12162;start=0#114946 date=1047485063]<br><br><br>The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.<br><br><br>[/quote]<br><br>That one is me, all over.

 

<br><br>It must have been one of those &quot;trails less travelled&quot;.