You wish, box boy!

 

Hey Scott, I just thought of what you can get Eric for Christmas.

 

What? An Elmo doll that keeps repeating, "You're my friend!"?

 

With friends like this, who needs enemies?


Now, for a little game. Whoever can aggrevate Eric the most gets a PM with Ricks little "motivational poster" staring yours truly.

Ready.......


GO!

 

Hmmmm... 10 minutes and no takers yet. See what happens when you're gone for awhile? You've fallen out of the loop!

 

No, something a little more natural, termites.

Cool idea, I like the way you think!

You have to admit, it's funny and.... I would have never thought of it if it weren't for Eric, your bff.

 

OMG! Like, I didn't know u2 were like, bff's!

 

I know I know....

They moved me to a different work spread. Instead of a 5 min drive to work, I now have an hour and 15 minute drive... ONE WAY. Just been so dang busy lately its absurd.


Yea it was funny. Ill give him that.

 

That's an hour and fifteen minutes you COULD be texting, keeping up with what your friends are up to these days. But nooooo, you just sit there and drive!

 

Well pardon me for not driving like YOU!

And I dont just sit there. I change the radio. Drink something. Spit in a bottle. Flip off retarded PA drivers.....

You know the usual.

 

Ive never spent the night at a Waffle House with him till the wifey sent out a search party....

mmmm kay

 

Hey wait a minute.... I don't text. At ALL! I have a phone to TALK on, not type!

 

Which brings up the next question; where HAVE you spent the night with him? Mmmm?

 

Not me, him and Blake. He won't even wave at me when I drive by.

Been there, the flipping off part should keep him pretty busy. That puts another twist on "I just got home and boy are my arms tired".

 

Never with me so that leaves only Eric.