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A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a<br> lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks &quot;How many people here believe in ghosts?&quot;<br> <br> About 90 students raise their hands.<br> &quot;Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in<br> ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?&quot;<br> <br> About 40 students raise their hands.<br> &quot;That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has<br> anyone here ever talked to a ghost?&quot;<br> About 15 students raise their hands.<br> Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?&quot;<br> 3 students raise their hands.<br> &quot;That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...<br> Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?&quot;<br> <br> Way in the back, Billy Ray raises his hand.<br> <br> The professor takes off his glasses, and says, &quot;Son, all the<br> years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to<br> have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell<br> us about your experience.&quot;<br> <br> The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began<br> to make his way up to the podium.<br> <br> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,<br> &quot;So, Billy Ray, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?&quot;<br> <br> Billy Ray replied, &quot;Hell!!! From way back thar I thought you<br> said, &quot;Goats&quot;!! ;D ;D ;D

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Hook him up Dave, Top has been sleeping too much lately. We need to rattle his cage a bit. ;D